Conditional Power

[Pixel]

Granted but in any lower temperature you'll freeze

Turn the plasma in your blood into lasers you can shoot from your fingers

[YuuIsekai Banned]

Granted, but your body now replenishes plasma at about 1/3rd the usual rate.

The power to withstand subzero temperatures without the worry of frostbite.

[Pixel]

Granted but while you'll survive your body can still be frozen solid.

Opening cardboard packaging and being able to keep it looking pristine 

[IsabellaRose]

granted but you can never reseal it again

 

The power to eat all the candy I want and never gain weight

[Pixel]

Granted but you still get them cavities

The power to eat anything sour without so much as flinching regardless of intensity.

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but every time you eat something sweet it's like eating ghost peppers

The power to run and never get tired

[Pixel]

Granted but you still get all the damage one your feet from extensive running.

The power to milk ice cream out of cows 

[IsabellaRose]

granted but it is flavorless iced cream that nobody wants

 

The power to turn random moments in my life into big musical numbers like my life is a Broadway musical, forcing everyone around me to sing and dance as well.

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but you as well as everyone else will be naked while doing so~

The power to take away the pain of those who are suffering with the touch of their cheek

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you have to touch both their cheeks with both your ass cheeks at the same time to make it work.

 

The power to make everyone naked whenever I will it to be so.

[Pixel]

Granted but you're not gonna like how they look in the buff

The power to ace any interview and get the job

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you don't have the power to keep the job and get fired within a week every time.

 

The power to turn anything I want into cheese.

[Buio Banned]

Granted but it always makes you just a little bit queasy any time you smell it.

The power to record and replay the dreams of anyone I want

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but after watching them you always remember them as your own.

 

The power to have a super sonic scream.

[Pixel]

Granted but your ears aren't immune to your own shrieks.

The power to swim faster than any creature in the sea

[DreamsnThings]

Granted, but well your in the water your mental capacity becomes that of a fish!

The power to get snuggles from anyone that I ask for them!

Edited January 31, 2023 by DreamsnThings

[Buio Banned]

Granted, however they become just, kind of, slightly too moist and sticky. Like, 'ooh, did you take the stairs at work today? Good for you' sticky.

The power to accurately predict the destinies of everyone save for myself.

[DreamsnThings]

Granted, but the destiny's are changed by your observation,  and your unable to see their new destiny without changing it once more to something unknown due to your mere observation

I wish i had the power to make anyone smell fresh and lemon scented... with them being fully cleaned in the process to avoid any potential moist snuggles. >n<

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Granted, but the lemon scent will be so overpowering that it makes you gag and at times throw up~

The power to make every cup of coffee taste like heaven~

[Pixel]

Granted but the acidity will be so high you'll get reflux.

The power to to turn ordinary milk into half & half

[MsCassy Deactivated]

Just now, Pixel said:

Granted but the acidity will be so high you'll get reflux.

Damn that's pretty fucked up

Granted but it would spoil within 5 minutes~

The power to make anyone's skin I lick taste like strawberries

[Pixel]

Five minutes is more than enough time.

Granted, but only the FLAVOR of strawberry, like candy, so it's never quite right.

The power to turn into a chrome horror when you drink a Capri sun like in the commercials

[Nonokto]

3 minutes ago, Pixel said:

Five minutes is more than enough time.

Granted, but only the FLAVOR of strawberry, like candy, so it's never quite right.

The power to turn into a chrome horror when you drink a Capri sun like in the commercials

You are weak to oxygen because you are made of chromium, therefore suffocating you in return. And you transform when drinking the orange flavor only.

The power to shapeshift.

[Pixel]

Granted but you always keep your human face, like in what we do in the shadows.

The power to accurately convey emotion through text

[Ruyah]

Granted the letters on the keyboard changes position every second.

The power to summon a cup of coffee at my will