Corrupted Dreams~

[Warlock]

Granted, but you have been banned to ever play it and they are all enchanted to deliver you infinate papercuts with every touch of the material.

 

I wish i had a friend to spend time with

[karma Deactivated]

Granted, but that one friend is the only person you can ever speak to.

I wish a had a puppy

Edited November 22, 2019 by karma

[Adverse Deactivated]

Granted but it never wants to play.

I wish I had some rice candy.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted but it is stuck in the hair around a rabid raccoon's butthole.

I wish I had something delicious to eat.

[Eros Angel]

Granted, it's been covered in delicious honey and is oh so tasty, unfortunately, it's my dick.

I wish for a grand career as a  pornstar.

 

[Foxtrot Deactivated]

Granted but you only make $1000 your entire career and you've done hundreds of pornos.

I wish I could cure disease

[Eros Angel]

Granted, but you cure them all by taking them into yourself and suffering the consequences.

I wish for a million wishes.

[Foxtrot Deactivated]

I could do that for the greater good.

Granted but they all have to be food based wishes.

I wish I could travel inter-dimentionally

Edited November 23, 2019 by Foxtrot

[Eros Angel]

Granted but you can only travel from 3D to 2D.

I wish I could travel into the world of Hentai.

[Foxtrot Deactivated]

I can go to flatland and hentai land. Haha Shapes and sex, what more does a lady need.

Granted but you can only go into hentai of fetishes you hate. Like scat.

I wish I had someone who would let me sit in their lap and play video games while they feed me nachos.

[Eros Angel]

Speak for yourself, I only hate scat in RL, in fantasy land where I don't have to smell or taste anything, I'm fine with it.

Granted, I'm pretty sure there are like fifty people here who would want to do that for you, they'd prolly feed you nachos, pizza, whatever you would like. Hell I'd do it if I didn't already have a crush on my sweet Floofenstein.

I wish Floof was on right now, I miss her =(

[Foxtrot Deactivated]

I was speaking for myself. Blegh. But in hentai you would be able to sense and feel everything the characters did.

And that was an adorable wish.  I don't want to corrupt it. But that's the name of the game.

Granted but all forms you have to communicate with her are disabled. So you can only see she's online and nothing else.

I wish I could control the weather.

[Eros Angel]

Oh, in that case Blegh for me too.

NOOOOOOOOO! My precious Floofs!

Granted but the Weather Channel gets wind of it and fears you will put them out of business so they send teams of meteorologist assassins to put an end to you as soon as possible.

Your five day forecast? a 80% chance of death!

I wish to be bulletproof.

[Foxtrot Deactivated]

Granted but you're not knife proof.

I wish I was an amazing martial artist

[Warlock]

Granted, but you will hurt anyone you touch.

I wish i had the ability to heal any injury.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you cause two more for every one you heal.

I wish someone sexy was here right now to keep me warm and sex me up.

[Warlock]

granted but he will be terrible at what he does.

I wish I am able to always be the perfect temperature for cuddles.

[Manni]

Granted but now you have been cursed with the inconvenience that no one wants to cuddle you...at any point in time. 

I wish to have amazing cooking skills.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you can only ever cook grilled cheese for the rest of eternity.

I wish I could play a sport without getting injured.

[karma Deactivated]

Granted, but you get injured by doing normal life stuff but never during sports.

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich

[Mysthero]

Granted.... nope... just granted *calls up doordash*

I wish I had someone to shower with this morning.

Edited November 23, 2019 by Mysthero

[Manni]

Granted but they can only shower with you that morning and no touchie!

I wish I had some valid Steam credit deposited in my account in the next hour.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but as soon as you get it your account is locked out permanently.

 

I wish I had a penis.

[Mysthero]

Granted, but now you have embarrassing, constant uncontrollable erections that occur in public, around your friends and family... and worst... it never goes soft unless you climax.

I wish that I could make someone happy.

[Eros Angel]

Granted you already did with your fat cock, both me and my anus are quite happy!

I wish people would join my banging it out on the game thread I've corrupted, I want to get a proper orgy going, or at least get gang banged myself!