Corrupted Dreams~

[PixiLust]

Granted but the family dog takes a serious liking to you...

Wish I could stop caring about shit that doesn’t matter anymore. 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted... but... man, I have a hard time corrupting that, because I kinda wish the same thing.

But for the sake of the game - granted, but you also stop caring about shit that does matter.

I wish I understood how love works.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but like an eldritch deity the knowledge makes you mad and no one else can understand you.

I wish I could play any musical instrument perfectly

[Jae]

Granted... however, people begin to interact with you only for your talents, and don't care about you as a person at all.

I wish i was taller

[Guess Who]

Granted, but whenever someone asks you to get something off the tall shelf you must drop everything you're doing to help.

I wish I was a successful author.

[Nafarman]

Granted, but you write best seller tragedies; experienced by yourself.

I wish I was not a hopeless romantic.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but being a hopeful romantic ends up being worse.

I wish my brain could wrap itself around commitment.

[Akuja]

Granted, but your brain  leaves your body to literally wrap itself around whatever is the tangible definition of commitment.

I wish I was able to make myself procrastinate less.

Edited October 1, 2020 by Akuja

[Nafarman]

Granted, but everyone close to you replaces you since you are always doing your own thing.

I wish I could see the future

[Jae]

Granted, but the future tells of certain tragic events..

I wish i can sleep in for as long as i want before going to school

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but you get held back and fail classes for always showing up late

I wish I had a dollar

[PixiLust]

Granted but you hear "I need a dollar." By Aloe Blacc playing in your head, until you spend it.

I wish my vision was better.

[Desira]

Granted, but your eyes are now highly photosensitive, have fun wearing shades!

I wish I had an unlimited supply of sex toys~

[PixiLust]

Granted but they're all cock sleeves and pocket pussies.

I wish my hair was naturally pink...

Edited October 3, 2020 by PixiLust

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but now it is florescent neon pink and the constant light blinds you and prevents you from sleeping.

 

I wish I had a gf

[Akuja]

Granted, but she’s based on the most boring character from the most bland and generic dating sim ever!

I wish I was the protagonist in a shōnen anime or manga.

[PwettyCosP]

8 minutes ago, Akuja said:

Granted, but she’s based on the most boring character from the most bland and generic dating sim ever!

I wish I was the protagonist in a shōnen anime or manga.

Granted,  but you are the protagonist on a manga full of death and despair on the second half

 

The harem you build dies in front of you, and your huge nemesis wins in the end

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was the goddes of love

[Nafarman]

Granted but now you are extremely fertile and no methods of contraceptives works on you.

I wish I was a greek god

[Akuja]

Granted, but you’re Hephaestus in the God of War series.

I wish I was a Norse god

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you're Mimir, and get beheaded and have to just give advice until Ragnarok.

 

I wish I had a harem of my own.

[Akuja]

Granted, but it’s filled entirely with people who are the complete opposite of what you want in a harem.

I wish I the knowledge to restore antiques.

[PixiLust]

Granted but you lack the actual skill to apply said knowledge. 

Wish someone would manhandle me a little. 

[Akuja]

Granted. I’ll manhandle you, but I’m incredibly gentle about it. 

I wish I had someone to spoon in bed.

[Nafarman]

Granted, but they smell like a pile of dog shit.

I wish Chester would come back to life.

[Cash Money Chad]

Granted but now he is a zombie with worms CRAAAWWWLLING IIIN his SKIIIIIN

I wish I had a talking car