Corrupted Dreams~

[Warlock]

Granted, someone else got something, but you didnt.

I wish I had an ice cream truck, all fueled up an ready to give hot chicks a nice lollypop

[SMFoxy]

Granted. You now serve ice creams to dehydrated baby chickens.

I wish I could build a machine that could record dreams.

Edited August 13, 2015 by SMFoxy

[Warlock]

Granted, but it doesnt show it, it only records.

I wish I could edit the whole world to do my bidding.

[Whoreo]

Wish granted... but it only applies to eBay and you become very poor, very quickly. but at least you paid (insert currency symbol here)5,000,000 for some stupid straw that lights up. woo.

I wish I had weed.

[SMFoxy]

Granted. Dandelions.

I wish I were immune to disease.

[Warlock]

granted, but you diie the nect day.

I wish I had a pet.

[thedude]

Granted but it's not tame and it mauls you to death

I wish I was immortal.

[Warlock]

Granted, you will now see everyone you love die and your world shiver to a new one, all while you remain unchanged.

I wish there was a game that was better then this one here.

[Jordii~kins]

granted but you can never play it. ever.

i wish i could spent the day at the beach without getting sunburn

[Whoreo]

granted it's pissing it down and the sun is no where in sight.

I wish my laptop didn't suck.

[SMFoxy]

granted it's pissing it down and the sun is no where in sight.

I wish my laptop didn't suck.

Granted. But it also no longer fucks, gives hand jobs, downloads porn, cooks or cleans either.

I wish I could go snowboarding.

[Warlock]

granted, but you would break every bone in the first minute.

I wish I had to never see a kid again

[SMFoxy]

granted, but you would break every bone in the first minute.

I wish I had to never see a kid again

Granted. But you still hear them 24/7. And we're talking "brat in a restaurant" kids, not the well behaved kind.

I wish my broken bones from my tragic snowboarding accident were healed. xD

[Whoreo]

granted but you now have a tumblr account, and you are perpetually triggered by snow, snow boards, cracking sounds and basically you become a special little snowflake......which triggers you.

I wish there was more offence in the world to all races, all genders and all types of humans.

[Warlock]

Granted, but you will suffer from it most.

I wish there was more fun in this world, shared by all equally

[Jordii~kins]

granted but everyone can only find one thing fun. anything else is not fun in the slightest.

i wish i could go on a world wide trip

[Warlock]

you can, but you will be blind, deaf and mute for the whole trip and ever after.

I wish I could be successfull in my dreamjob

[SMFoxy]

Granted. You're successful in your job in your dreams.

I wish I could catch all the Pokémon.

[Warlock]

granted, they are however corrupted afterwards and you will now never be able to play any pokemon game or have them at all.

I wish I could get a timemachine

[Whoreo]

Wish granted! however in 2581 time travelling becomes a "Temporal Crime" this means that anyone committing the crime be that from the past, present or future will be caught by the temporal police, the moment you use it. you will be arrested and thrown into prison for life, in the late 26th century. also your time machine went back in time and Hitler won WW2, which is why time travelling is a temporal crime. awesome /s.

I <3 this game

I wish I was made out of ice cream so I can melt and be eaten or something.

[TigerLilly]

Wish granted, but you will now be eaten by a bunny and no one looks back at why it did that, essentially forgetting you.

I wish I could dance.

[Warlock]

Wish granted, but you will never dance on the rythem of the music.

I wish I could do a double jump.

[SMFoxy]

Granted, but you jump so high, that when you land, you break your legs.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted and never put on weight.

[Jordii~kins]

granted but you now find all food bland and tasteless.

i wish i could win the eruo lottery and get tons of money

[Whoreo]

wish granted but the rate of inflation means that, that tons of money will just about buy you a loaf of bread next week.

I wish the world didn't suck.