Corrupted Dreams~

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but they're lower than even mine.

I wish I had high standards.

[Tsuki]

Congrats you have hight standards but people keep on fool yourself. 

I wish I have training session. 

[IsabellaRose]

You have had a full training session on how to have training sessions.

I wish people were less judgmental about polyamory.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but now they're judgemental about monogamy

I wish air travel was a universally provided right.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's only for nonstop flights around the globe right back to where you started.

I wish I had a good, double-sided tape that worked like I want it to.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but it arrives already crumpled and stuck to itself.

I wish I was loved by all those I love.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted.

I really can't corrupt that one. Everyone deserves love.  I love you, Buio. 

I wish I had a penis. Like a detachable one I could try for a day, or a week. or longer.

[Buio Banned]

Well damn, now i can't corrupt yours either.

Granted, you are now an at-will futa haha.

I wish I could stop time.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but only when you close your eyes and hold your breath.

I wish I could eat as much as I want and never gain weight.

[WetNoodle]

Granted, but everything tastes like your least favorite food.

I wish... I had no anxiety.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, you have depression instead.

I wish I could see across the entire light spectrum.

[WetNoodle]

Jokes on you, I already have that!

Granted, but you go blind if you do it too much.

I wish I could stop time. But I could still do stuff. Like a... temporal bubble?

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but the bubble is only in your mind... your body is still frozen in time.

I wish I could meet and sex up my favorite cartoon and anime characters.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but they find live action sex (and physics in general) horrifying and repulsive.

I wish I could turn into any animal I wanted to for a day

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but you are hunted and end up mounted on someones' wall.

I wish I could fly.

[Peculiaritree Deactivated]

Granted, but you have to flap your arms the whole time. I wish I had some ice cream!

[Dozle The Crusader]

granted but it is only one scoop i wish i was out of this house  

[Novaer]

Granted, but a magical energy barrier prevents you from re-entering ever again.

I wish my coffee was stronger.

[IsabellaRose]

Granted, but it's so strong it brings you all the way back round through energized and awake to exhausted and tired.

I wish I had someone to share coffee with

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Granted but they actually hungry than thirsty.

I wish i'm wide awake right now.

[Buio Banned]

Granted, but everyone you want to interact with is asleep.

I wish I always had the energy to post when i wanted to post.

[Tsuki]

Granted but you have to post h24 everyday. 

I wish to be more self confident. 

[IsabellaRose]

Granted but you're only confident when you're naked.

I wish I had a do over.

[Peculiaritree Deactivated]

Granted, but the people you care about the most know what you did the first time around and, consequently, what you're doing differently.

I wish I could never make a typo again.

[Buio Banned]

20 hours ago, IsabellaRose said:

Granted but you're only confident when you're naked.

lol, that seems more like an 'and' than a 'but'

 

24 minutes ago, Peculiarity said:

I wish I could never make a typo again.

granted but it's because all writing implements combust s soon as you try to use them

I wish I had an impeccable sense of timing