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[Kalvoras Vertal Banned]

"I think that the title of this is pretty much the explanation of this ^_^ I don't mind double posts, but please don't go nuts on that XD"

"I'll start this off ^_^"

Frieza: "I've gathered some of these things you people call 'Dragon Balls'. I've gathered them all, but I can't seem to get them to do what I want."

Nail: "Did you try working the shaft?"

Frieza: "Haha, very classy."

Guru: "NAAIIIILLL. What does he want?"

Nail: "He wants to know how to use the Dragon Balls, sir."

Guru: "Did you tell him to work the shaft?"

Nail: "Yes, I did, sir."

Frieza: "Something tells me that you're going to make this difficult"

Nail: "Well sir, if you're having problems with customer service, you can call 1-800-EAT-A-DICK"

Guru: "WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THOOOSE"

~Frieza, Nail, and Guru: Dragon Ball Z Abridged (Season 2)

[NyxAvatar69]

Kaiba: "Now, I sacrifice my XYZ Dragon Cannon to summon my god card, Obelisk the Tor-"

Yugi: "Go, Lightforce Sword!"

*Obelisk's card gets stabbed by a big sword*

Kaiba: "Did you just throw a sword through my fucking card?"

-Yu-gi-oh The Abridged Series Episode 59 - Crowd Atlas

[Kalvoras Vertal Banned]

Guru: So, the son of Katas has passed. Unfortunate.

Krillin: We just called him 'Kami'.

Guru: Oh, so he calls himself 'God'. Pretentious prick. Nail.

Nail: What?

Guru: I shall henceforth be known as: Super Kami.

Nail: Yes, Super Kami.

Guru: No, wait- Super Kami Guru.

Nail: Can I just call you Guru for short?

Guru: Super Kami Guru allows this.

DBZ Abridged

[Kalvoras Vertal Banned]

Luke Valentine: I've heard quite a lot about you.

Alucard: Oh, really?

Luke Valentine: The night walker... who glides through oceans of blood. Beyond human, a monster who's power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself --

Alucard: Oh, you dirty bitch, work the shaft!

Luke Valentine: Ex-cuse you..?

Alucard: Oh, I'm sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone's SUCKING. MY. DICK.

[onearmeddruid]

"call yerself whatever you want you crazy protestant bastard"

[Sunstone]

Mako Mankanshoku: "[does a Hallelujah pose] Come on, Ryūko! Get naked! I know for a fact that you, yes you, are NOT inferior to Lady Satsuki! Your boobs are ~way~ bigger than hers! ~Waaay~ bigger! I know 'cause I saw 'em! "That Ryūko", my family said, "she's got a great rack!" We were all talking about what a splendid body you have! So perk up and stop being embarrassed! Rip off your clothes and GET NAKED!!"

Ryūko Matoi: "Get...naked??"

Satsuki Kiryūin: "What is this nonsense?!"

Edited March 21, 2018 by Sunstone