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I teach the Indians the religion of Haterism, making them use computers to spread it all over the internet making it an inavitable place full of shit for anyone.

You're stuck in a public toilet with no toilet paper, soon the mall will close and you will end stuck in. The only thing you have on hand is sandpaper.

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On 16/07/2020 at 09:43, Arknight said:

You're stuck in a public toilet with no toilet paper, soon the mall will close and you will end up stuck inside. The only thing you have on hand is sandpaper.

It's simple - just rub out a secret exit tunnel with the sandpaper from the toilets to the department store. You'll get there by tomorrow, and your butt will be freshly wiped for you to easily walk out.

Damn it, the zombie apocalypse has begun and we need to save the remaining survivors! The only thing we could get to help on our mission was a potato peeler.

 

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It’s simple just use the potato peeler to make fake brains out of a near by pile of potato’s. While the zombie are eating those Save the survivors.

Damn it you finally got the date of you’re dreams but you forgot you’re Wallet and now it’s time to pay the bill. The only thing you have in your pocket is your dads blockbuster membership card!

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Pfff a piece of cake. I do not pay the bill, forcing me and my date to wash the dishes, we left the restaurant so late that she could no longer get to her house, having to stay at mine  watching movies rented with my dad's blockbuster membership card! Perfect date.

You are trapped in a mansion with your friends and a vampire is sucking them all one by one like a horror movie. The only thing in your hand to save you is a pot of paint!

 

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As soon as she walks in you yell “Naked surprise welcome home!” When she ask about the other naked women you say you hired her to play love harp music while you two eat wine and cheese like royalty. When she can’t play the harp because these is none you yell at her and kick her out while apologizing to your wife. 
 

you are watching porn at your parents house completely naked and super into it. When suddenly you hear your sister opening the door and that is in reach is a single index card. 

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@Timeknight23 please read the first post! You are not really following how this works 😞 you need to use the "tool" provided to solve each situation - like a good "scientist".

Solution:  To cover up my mistake I will quickly write down that I have been hypnotizing against my will and any actions I do within 24 hours of writing this card will be beyond my control.

Problem: We need to solve the energy crisis the world is facing, but due to budget cuts, the only thing we have on hand is a wet towel.

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Solution: Placing the dead fish into smaller pieces around the room, so the stench draws everyone into a tight circle for an impending mosh pit!

Problem: There are always rats in your basement room, being a huge pest. We have tried everytyhing else so far, except the rubber chicken!

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