I'm gonna buy/bail you with...

[Cash Money Chad]

I would buy you with a pretty dress and a machine gun

 

I'm for sale get it while it's hot!

[Venari99 Deactivated]

I'm gonna buy you with an unlimited supply of candy!

I'm for sale!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm gonna buy you with my personal collection of stolen slippers! Some are from 5 stars hotel!

Go ahead, buy me with anything you had in store! I won't make fuss!

[PixiLust]

I’m gonna buy you with an assortment of nuts. Cashews, walnuts, pecans.. I got what you need.

Mint condition pixie for sale.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm gonna buy you with my wallet. But i take what's in there first.

Elena are up for bargain. If you buy at full price, you'll get...well, Elena of course! Barter now!

[Venari99 Deactivated]

I'll buy elena with a full bag of popcorn and a comfy couch offering to watch whatever she wants!

I'm for sale, lightly used but still in working order!

[Cash Money Chad]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

I'm up for grabs, supplies are limited

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm gonna buy you with this cat food then!

Try buy me! I'm gone bankrupt after my last purchase! So go ahead and buy me with your spare change!

[Cash Money Chad]

50 cents and a 20 dollar visa gift card

Supplies are limited limit one per customer satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Dang, no discount? Oh well, at least there's guarantee on the price tag!

I'm gonna buy you with this Sunflower seed!

Say, you got something you want to throw away? Barter it to buy me!

[Venari99 Deactivated]

I'm going to buy you with this fruit roll up! 

Prices are high on this limited edition Venari, but could easily be lowered... Perhaps even dropped all together!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Its sounds suspicious when the discount can be adjusted like sounds volume...

Eh, screw it. I'm gonna buy you with this expired 1$ coupon! Don't ask where i get that. It's actually monopoly money.

I welcome anyone who want to barter me with anything! Got used condom lying around your house? Barter it! Got a wrinkled dildo under your bed? BARTER IT! Got a porn magazine filled with your turn-off? Bar-ter-it! Hurry and take your unused stuff at home to buy me!

Except Lego...

[WetNoodle]

I shall buy Elena with a bag of various 's and a copy of Simcity on the SNES. And I don't know about a used condom, but I got a sock with your name on it.

Allow me to take a little spin on this. It may have been done before, but I'm too lazy to read everything. BUT!! It's not how much will you pay FOR me... but how much will you pay to get RID of me!? I'm like herpes... I burn, I itch and keep coming back.. what will you give to be rid of me for good!?

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Then i shall get rid of you with this used condom! You said you don't have it so here, take it and leave my place! Who's condom you ask? Take a guess Barbara!

Tell me, if i put myself on the auction, how high your bid is? Cheap as keyboard button or pricey like CPU casing?

[nicjomo]

Cheap as keyboard button? HA! Those run pretty high nowadays. I should know, I bought one...

You, Elena...Silver haired beauty... deserve to be bought with this moldy, dead rodent I found on the side of the road.

Alright, I know I'm at least worth a pretty penny.

[PixiLust]

A fairly large ball of hair, collected from my favorite brush. Sure you can use it for something?

I assure you, I can be bought.

[Cash Money Chad]

I'll buy you with all the pixie sticks in Santa Barbara

Buy now bad credit, no credit, on approved credit.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'll buy you with no credit because its hard to make credit here!

Quit stalling and buy me while i'm around! If its still too much, i'm up for bargain!

[maid lover]

I'm going to buy you with a cake, since you seem to be always hungry. 

Go ahead and buy me if you dare. 

[Removed-User Deactivated]

I'll buy you with an actual mountain of grilled cheese sandwiches, some of which may have ham in them.

Looks like my ass is for sale, along with the rest of me! Make your bids while there's still time!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'll put highest bid by buying you with the collection of instant food package! I said package alright, no actual food in it.

Now then, before you sign the deed, tell me what kind of barter/payment you gonna use to rightfully claim me?

[IsabellaRose]

I'd claim you with my stockroom full of government cheese.

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Goodness thanks! Now let me buy you...uhh, my word, you didn't name your price! Fine, i'm gonna buy you with bag of thin air!

Ever heard morning sale? Good! Elena is available for sale until someone buy it!

[Cash Money Chad]

I'm going to buy you with an endless supply of semen

Alright who's buying supplies are limited no refunds

[PixiLust]

I'll buy you with this slightly used pair of panties.

Pixi for sale! I am compact and easy to store.