I'm gonna buy/bail you with...

[PixiLust]

I’m gonna buy Syco with her crush’s sweaty gym towel, and some spy cam footage starring said crush. 

Take me home!?

[Syco_The_Girl]

Ima buy Pixi with 150,000 gallons of lean.

Buy me plz?

[Desira]

I'll Purchase 1 Syco for a pair of pink fluffy handcuffs~ How adorable, fufufu~

Ara, looks like I'm on the market again~

[Akuja]

For you Desira, I’mma make it rain with pasties and condoms all around~!!! I’m throwing in a reverse bunny girl suit too because why not?

Now then, what shall you purchase me with next, dear customer?

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Simple, i'm gonna buy you with a 200 mb flashdisk. Cheap.

Now that i'm here, do you have what it take to buy me?

[WetNoodle]

A reliable internet connection and a duck who thinks he's a detective.

I'm not worth anything, but what shall you pay to dispose of me?

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Duck who think he's detective? I think i ever heard that somewhere...but where?

Nevermind, i'm gonna pay you with this empty bowl of my breakfast.

Say, you can't buy me with things but try convince me! I'm full of bargain!

[Imouto Kanna]

I'm gonna buy you with.. the rights to saban moon. (If sailor moon was ever turned into a live action show in america like power rangers "saban moon" youtube video)
What will you try to buy me with? Food is a good option..

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I got yesterday salami on my fridge. I'm so gonna buy you with that!

Invest on me and i'll be yours for the taking!

[PixiLust]

Elena my love, would you accept this case of expired baked beans as proof of my undying affection for you?

 Make an offering, and I shall be yours!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

A true worshipper never give cheap stuff!

So i'm gonna give this burned pancake as a contribution! It taste bad, but you can taste the agony love i put in there~

Mind you, i'm up for sale next. You know how pricy i am in full price. Go on! Grab me!

[Akuja]

Y’know, when I heard you had a salami in your fridge, I thought I could steal it by taking your whole refrigerator...

But... Since you already used it to buy someone else with it, I figured I’d buy you instead with your own fridge. 

Alright, the last Ultra Ultra Rare Akuja is up for grabs. Any takers? 

[Nafarman]

With a pair of cookie monster slippers, look... that's all I got okay?

Wait, anyone would want to buy me? o.o let's see how that goes o.o

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm gonna buy you with McDonald covered phone casing. Now you have a reason to be nervous when entering Wendy's!

Not sure why they put me back here again for sale. But at least it give you guys chance to buy me. Go on~ grab it!

[Nafarman]

1 minute ago, Elena Ichinomiya said:

Now you have a reason to be nervous when entering Wendy's!

Ha! Funny you think I already did not have a reason to be nervous. But, speaking of... I don't have anything on me other than Akuja in cookie monster slippers. So, that's my bid

Oh, so like, is it a merry go round kinda thing? I am back on sale again

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Why on earth they put this one on sale when it still pristine? Oh never mind, i'm gonna buy you with in-app purchase!

Don't ask me why, i just love being sold. So you wanna buy me or what?

[Akuja]

@Iori...

Bruh... 

 

If I’m gonna be used by you so you can buy Elena, then I’ll buy Elena with you good sir! 

Introducing the new limited time Giga Giga Ultra Ultra Rare Akuja. Now on sale today and not available on the gatcha!

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I'm gonna buy you with yellowed yellow pages! See if you can contact time traveler!

Buy me something cheap. Sounds easy isn't it?

[Akuja]

Something cheap... Ah! I’ll buy you with the Stand known as King Crimson! How does it work? Well it works simply by....

...and that’s how King Crimson works~!

Now, what can you buy me with? Don’t worry, I’m not picky.

[IsabellaRose]

I'm going to buy you with old VHS tapes of early hentai anime.

What would you buy me with?

[Elena Ichinomiya]

Let's see...i think i can buy you with can opener i got from buying cereal box.

I'm still sleepy. Perhaps if you buy me something nice, i would be all yours...fully charged!

 

[Akuja]

Nah, you can rest up. Why? Because I’m gonna buy you with a campsite with a view, some perfect weather, a sturdy tent, a soft and warm sleeping bag, some comfy clothes, and some aphrodisiac-laced lube because why not. 

Here’s another Akuja who’s... feeling... kinda... sleepy... but is... on... salezzzzz... zzzzz...

[Elena Ichinomiya]

I end up having another sleep arousal with those!

I'm gonna buy you with refrigerator magnet!

You want Elena for nothing? Yes you do. What's the catch? There's one! You need to buy me at the full price! Go on! Grab the deal! Elena for nothing! *static*

[Cash Money Chad]

Buys an an Elena for absolutely nothing

 

Also is the duck a detective or dose it just think it's a detective?

 

What will it be folks by it now and use it right in the store why even wait to take it home.

 

[Elena Ichinomiya]

My words, this is new type of sale? Testing the sample?  

I'm gonna rent you with this pack of lies! What kind of pack is that? Even if i tell you, you won't believe it! Just grab it! Now let me grab you #WAIT

Okay, bail me out. Do that, and i'm yours for the taking.