Your Shy Weird possibly insane Health teacher

[onearmeddruid]

Your school is weird. thats it its just weird, it hires mercenaries for teachers, the Janitor yells about cthulhu and may be a cultist. on top of that it seems anything involving sex always the students doing it never with a teacher maybe except for the impossibly beautiful and possibly immortal principal. they either tell you they're married or unable to or just too drunk and while carrying a longsword to boot. Seriously Mr. Luciano Capitani is rumored to be married to a naga or something. Except for Ms. Sonja Petronov. your shy quirky possibly insane health teacher who has an uncomfortable amount of enjoying dissecting things with a "medigun" that happens to be attached to her ceiling, every student that has tried to bed her to no avail some with cuts, that was fun to explain to their families,

"they slipped and fell on some broken glass" the principal said

. The thing is shes cute, large breasts and ass too boot, unfortunately for you, she always wear that big heavy trenchcoat with knives and guns attached to her side. the last time the principal announced nude week you saw her hiding behind a door with a knife sticking out of it with a very scary Hungarian inside. it makes you hard just to think about her underneath that coat. oh yeah your a futa as well, why the school bother asking is beyond you but uhh.. yeah. Here's also the thing there are only one shower you are allowed to use or rather choose to use the one that just so happens to be in Ms.Petronov's classroom. why does she have a shower??? I don't its just a town cultural thing though it might just be she lives in their its a shame theres a pissed off russian zombie robot spider head thing that roams her class from time to time.