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What would you do if you woke up in bed with the person above you. ;)


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Acknowledge the presence of your current standing, laying, sitting, or other activity, whereas saying “hello” towards yourself from myself, from my standing point to your current position in space, with the hello traveling at the speed of sound bang so on your ear dumbs with minimal force to where you can hear me at a safe decibel level, otherwise known as volume, and the “hello” will transfer my vocal cords strum into your eardrums carrying over vibrations through air molecules, and to where you think I am done I am not, as I follow with a “how are you?”, further extending the previous statement and in the same process.

That took a few minutes...

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Hand this person a whisk. In this day and age, the battles to the death are settled via cooking competition. The American TV show way.

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I have so many questions. How do I manage to wake up with a different person in my bed when I go to sleep alone? After shooing you out of my house, I go back to bed, sleeping with one eye open.

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