What would you do if you woke up in bed with the person above you. ;)

[JessWantSomeLove]

Pretend to be sleeping, and snuggle in closer for warmth...

[Mysthero]

Say "Was last night fun? I dont remember, we should retrace our steps starting from when we got in bed!"

[IsabellaRose]

Slowly glide my hand down his naked body tugging the covers lower until I find his manhood, wrap it gently in slender fingers and slide my hand up and down the smooth skin until he's fully at attention, then crawl between his legs and lean forward until my mouth hovered millimeters from his head, breath warm on the tip, eyes locked on his... the use it as a microphone and sing him a song.

Edited November 22, 2019 by IsabellaRose

[Adverse Deactivated]

Roll over and take the whole blanket.

[IsabellaRose]

sneak out of bed while he's still sleeping, head to the fish market, make my purchase, then leave several dozen fish under the covers for him to wake up to.

[Adverse Deactivated]

Use the fish under the covers to make her a nice breakfast.

[IsabellaRose]

reciprocate by making him a nice dinner then asking for a repeat of last night (minus the blanket stealing and fish sleeping)

[JessWantSomeLove]

Steal his bed fish to make sushi.

[karma Deactivated]

i had sushi earlier...i will eat that god damn sushi all up. then find the blankets to steal cause i’m always fcking cold

[Warlock]

Likely start by questioning why she is in my bed and if we can make last night last longer XP

[karma Deactivated]

Probably would just answer “because warmth”

[Adverse Deactivated]

Wonder why people keep getting into my house like American horror story season one.

[IsabellaRose]

dress up like a character from American Horror Story season one to scare the bejeezus out of him.

[Adverse Deactivated]

Get the bejeezus scared out of me.

[karma Deactivated]

gets the bejeezus scared out of me cause he got the bejeezus scare out of himself

[IsabellaRose]

feel really bad and stop scaring the bejeezus out of everybody

[Adverse Deactivated]

Cry, because it's too late. Ive already wet the bed.

[karma Deactivated]

Double checks the blanket I stole isn’t wet before hiding in it

[Mysthero]

As you steal the blankets, I would get frustrated. "Give them back you pinecone! You're not the only one who gets cold!"

[karma Deactivated]

“Fucking walnut” I take the blanket back and pouts

[Removed-User Deactivated]

Be incredibly confused as to why I woke up with someone calling me a "fucking walnut" considering I hate walnuts, but brush it off, probably assuming they're dreaming, and cuddle them.

[karma Deactivated]

I still continue to hog the blanket.

[Balthier]

Wonder why it's so cold until I notice my blanket's been taken and I'm naked.

[Mysthero]

I would look at you for a moment, blink a few times and then try to figure out what events had transpired that led us here.

[Eros Angel]

Blink a couple times at your washboard abs and say "Damn...Which one of us was the pitcher and who the catcher last night? Or did we take turns like polite people..."