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About me: I'm a big ol' sub and my characters tend to be as well. I'm also a big ol' queer and my characters tend to be as well. I like my monsters and aliens. I can be kinda choosy but I promise if we get along, we get along, and I'll wanna RP with you for a long time!

I'll play any gender or sexuality you like.

I prefer lengthier posts and longer RPs. I don't mind how competent you are so long as there's effort and it's understandable, but I do prefer more detailed posts.

Now for my stupidly long disclaimer list

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IN REGARDS TO WHY 'YAOI' ISN'T IN MY 'WILL PLAY' BUT 'YURI' IS, DESPITE BEING A QUEER GUY IRL: I will absolutely play M/M scenarios and MLM characters. I just do not like to refer to non-heterosexual male sexual relationships and people by a term that is a genre by straight women for the amusement of straight women (and likewise will probably turn down straight women asking for a 'yaoi rp'). Yuri does not have the same connotations.

IN REGARDS TO ROMANCE: While I'm okay with some romance, a roleplay centered around romance will offset my romance repulsion, so it's going to have to be a secondary thing.

IN REGARDS TO INTERSPECIES: Please let it pass the Harkness test. That's all I ask.

IN REGARDS TO INTERRACIAL: Please don't be creepy about it. If you bring up anything in regards to 'racial dominance' I'm going to leave.

IN REGARDS TO FUTANARI/"D*CKGIRLS": If you mean futanari in the purely fantastical sense of someone being born with both sets, sure. If you're putting these terms in your preferences because you want to show that you'll RP trans characters and there's no transgender option on the list so you reluctantly picked the closest thing, understandable. That said, if you're referring to trans women as a whole as "futas" or "d*ckgirls", or  similar terms, and see nothing wrong with doing so, I want nothing to do with you.

IN REGARDS TO INU/NEKO/ETC: These are all being used as prefixes, with the assumption of them being either furries or nekomimi-type characters, rather than a literal animal.

IN REGARDS TO STUDENT/TEACHER: I will play these individually and among each other, but NOT as a pairing. No teacher x student please.

IN REGARDS TO OTHER FETISHES: I have a huge thing for monsters/aliens/etc and any sort of weirdness that goes on with them! Frottage, half-clothed, biting, trans4trans, fuckbuddies, collars...There's some other stuff but lease approach me privately about them! There's some stuff I'm kinda embarrassed about disclosing. Nothing bad so much as just weird.

I think that's about it! Sorry for making you trudge through all that

-Relatively flexible roleplayer.

-Lax in terms of activity. Not lax in writing.

-Dominant and submissive. 

-To clarify, I can roleplay with kemonomimis (and similar) not furries or actual animals. 

-As for older people, nothing too huge of an age cap. Nothing past a decade.

Communication is okay with me! Ask anything~ 

I really enjoy being able to give you the things you like. To be the person who lets you try out that idea or fetish that you haven't found someone to try it with. I love cutesy things and cuddling, snuggling, footsies and petting but don't let that turn you away if you like it rough because I really love that too!

As far as partners, I like them feminine be that Female, Futa, Femboy, Trap, etc, so please come say hello and chat with me because all I really want is some company and loving.

I'm here to Role-play & chatting about Tentacles-Monsters who want assaulting me, a blond friendly female  and I only play as a "slave" in fantasy stories and worlds.

Death, Gore, Vore, Diapers, Shit, Piss, Feet, Non sexual Torture(ask for details).

My kinks generally involve: Public, humiliation, older men, large cocks, degredation, pet play, taboo, dominant men, forced, sharing, ddlg

I'll start with a few musts from my side before telling you what I'm offering you.

• You must be 18+.
• I'm an older man, by internet standards, so you must be okay with writing/speaking to someone that's a bit older.
• Be open to getting to know each other. If a phrase like "Hi, how are you? What's your name?" terrifies you and immediately puts up a wall wanting you to give me a fake online name, I'm not the partner for you. I'm looking for a genuine real connection with a human being.
• I love to write and explore new ideas with my partner. Please be open to talking things out. I love to hear new ideas and appreciate having mine heard too; even if we disagree about certain things, we're both adults here... let's have a conversation about them and move onto the next idea if we dislike something!
• NO GHOSTING. Have the common courtesy to talk things out with me if you think that things aren't working well. This is directly in line with #2. I'm a human being. You don't just push the delete key on a human being, have some respect!

Okay... if you're still here, here's what I'm offering!

• Friendship/partnership and respect. I'm a great conversationalist and enjoy talking about any and all subjects.
• An author. I've been writing for many years and always have a personal project on the go, along with a RP. I enjoy talking about all sorts of writing!
• I can write in 1st, 2nd or 3rd person. I tend to lean toward 1st for a more intimate piece and 3rd for a piece that leads into more than one character. (most people don't even know what 2nd is so I won't mention anything more about it, but know it is available)
• I'm extremely literate and am happy to write with any skill level. If you want help learning how to be a better writer don't hesitate to ask... we're all learning, including me!
• Romance is a must with me, so you can expect it in all stories I write. I expect that anything is a go, including NSFW.
• I like mixing multiple genre's together (this ties into #5). I especially love original creations, world building, SOL, sci-fi, fantasy........ well really... let's be honest... I'll write anything!!!

I hope you've made it this far and are still interested! I look forward to hearing from you. Please say hello and introduce yourself if you've found your way to the end of my preferences.

 However I will not allow or do, in any shape or form, the following:

Some fetishes that depend exclusively if I am in the mood:

While I try to write a variety of different kinds of characters and personality types, the ones that come easiest are the older, wounded gentleman soul, the horny goofball that cracks jokes and flips skirts, or the shy virgin type trying to be a more confident guy. Unfortunately, trying to write the suave, debonair, James Bond sort comes with greater difficulty, and I very much struggle to write characters that are blatant womanizers or treat women like objects. Nonetheless, I will try to write beyond those three archetypes, especially as fits the story.

As for my partner, what matters most is that you are able to write in detail. I tend to write 3-6 paragraphs in a post by default, and can do more if my partner provides more. I do, admittedly, prefer writing with female partners instead of male partners for a multitude of reasons, including comfort. I'm sorry if that comes off as closed-minded. While I do not require my partner writes multiple characters, it is easier for me to plot and help build a story if they can. Finally, please be able to help converse and brainstorm a plot. If we're discussing a potential story and you can't even give me some basic details on your own character, let alone toss some ideas for the story out to discuss, then I'm going to lack confidence for the roleplay itself.

If I haven't scared you away yet, then please check out my story ideas thread. Or just EcchiText me, as I don't mind having a conversation and answering any questions.

Thank you.

In my listings of fetishes I don't like I wasn't able to include feet. I'm just not a foot fetish person. As well as I can't do scat or vomit. Just not for me. For types of roleplay characters i should say I don't like playing futas. I love being a trap or female or male. Like i don't mind any of those things. I just don't like being a girl with big breasts and a cock. That being said thats about all I've found i dislike. 

I would also like to add that I'm a switch. I can be either a dom or a sub, I don't mind.