About the Club

If you're here looking for a long, immersive role play... You've come to the wrong place. But that doesn't mean this can't flex your creative muscles. Do you think you're able to write a compelling enough set-up that you can just slap it down and leave it open for anyone and everyone to wants to reply to it can get a shot to hopefully return a satisfying conclusion in one (or two, still working on things) post?

Likewise, you ever get the urge to just get into the meat & potatoes of a filthy RP without all the hassle of finding a partner... discussing a scenario... setting up chars... ref pics? Oh man, now gotta image search... Kinks/limits? Ok... so that's out... So what else do we need to? Oh, you gotta sleep/work. Ok, np! And by the time you get back around to it, you're not so much into it anymore?

Perhaps you have tons of ideas floating around in your brain fluids, but you know a majority of them will never come into play. What a shame...

OR YOU'RE JUST HORNY AND WANT A QUICK NUT!?!?

Then welcome to Hit It & Quit It, dudes and dudettes, and dudes pretending to be dudettes!! All are welcome!

How It Works

(Subject to change. It's kind of an experiment for now. We'll see how it goes.)

---Posting---

You got an idea? Great! There's no searching for partners here, friend. Just go into *whatever I name the Topic* and start a new post. (May have various forums for different types/genres if things get too clustered.

Give a brief description in title, perhaps containing the kinks it focuses on, the type, etc. Then write it down. Keep in mind that the idea is to set it up so anyone can post a relatively satisfying conclusion in one reply. We're not traveling to Mordor here, but we do hope to see some eruptions KNAAMEAN!?

Also, please remember that you are leaving this open to any and as many members who want to reply to it. I'd recommend at some point in your post to specify some limits if you're worried about getting some freaky responses. If you want no holds barred, just specify "No limits" somewhere in your post.

For Example

Say I'm writing a post about some brother/sister shenanigans, I'd title it something like "Family Pool Day Gets Interesting! (Incest)" Now I write my little set up about a brother noticing his little sister looking nice in her new swimsuit and getting naughty ideas up to the point where he approaches and makes a move. Leave it a little open for some variety, then at the end (or beginning, wherever), specify any limits. "No scat or excessive violence." Or if you don't care just put "No Limits." Then post that shit and wait!

---Replying---

What if you don't have an idea to post? Then just go check out *WHATEVER I NAME THE FUCKING TOPIC* and see if anything tickles your fancy. If something piques your interest and/or genitals, reply to it. It be that darn simple. Even I can do it!!

Rules and Guidelines

#1 - Don't Be a Shit
Simple enough, right? This is just about having fun. Don't take anything too seriously. If you want to joke around and be a little goofy with your replies, that's fine. If you're doing it to intentionally provoke or TrIgGeR someone, GTFO, plz. If you think someone's post is stupid and want to spam it to wave your dick or pussy around, please choose to STFU. Or make fun of it with your friends in private to make you feel good about yourself, idk.
I KNOW, I'm like the most uninvolved club owner around but if you think someone's trying to intentionally sabotage your post or something, let me know so I can hide their posts and/or fist their anus if necessary.

#2 - There's No Partner Search
No M4F4Horse shit here. Everyone in the club is your partner! Don't be trying to search out specific partners for certain scenarios. That's not how it works. You have an idea that you're itching to put into action? Write it up and post it. Then it's open season.

#3 - Only 1-2 Replies Per Post per *PERSON*
This may be worded odd and be a cause for confusion. As many people who want to can reply to a post. There is no limit on how many people can reply to your post. Every member of the club can reply to it! But the point of the club is quick and succinct. In and out. No long term here. DO NOT take over a post and have it turn into an extended RP between 2 members. If you want to continue with a specific person, please take it elsewhere. Don't hog all the pussy/dick/asshole for yourself. The person who posted has made themselves the village bicycle, so lets make sure everyone who wants to gets to ride!

To Break It Down
For each post, each person involved gets 2 each. TWO POINTS!!
THE POSTER - is permanently -1 point as soon as they hit submit. BUT that point is still good for each separate person who replies to it. Or think of it as you have no points after you post, but you get one for each person who replies which you can only use for that person.

THE RESPONDER - Starts off with two, but as soon as you reply to the post. Ding ding, -1. Ouch. But you still got one left, right? BUT IT'S LOCKED!! ...until or if the OP responds to your reply... then you can use it for the last word.
Initial post = 1. If you made the post, you're out one already, so make it good.
A reply = 1. Need I explain? You reply to a post, that's your first one.
Poster response = final for the poster in regards to that person. Essentially, as the poster you get 1 response to each reply. I might even leave it at that, but...
Last word = last response between the two individuals. I MAY leave it at the poster getting that last word/reply but seems fair to let the responder to get a second one in as well.

DOES THIS MAKE SENSE TO EVERYONE!?
I can make a picture if it helps....

(I put a lot of effort into that! I'm sure it explains everything crystal clear!!)

If Mary-Jane Rottencrotch makes a post, anyone and everyone can reply to it. Long-Dong Winston and Slick-Tongue Sally can both make their own SEPARATE replies to MJ. In return, Mary Jane can only write one response to Winston and one to Sally in that post. And if they want, Winston and Sally can post a final to MJ, then it's done.

K?

Don't know if I can explain it any further...

Wish there was a way to alter the forums to structure it in this way, so it's simpler and forces people to play by the rules. MAYBE THERE IS AND I'M JUST STUPID IF SO LET ME KNOW, but for now we'll just have to play by the honor system and hope everyone can follow along. If people aren't, let me know. As I said, this is kind of an experiment, so....

Oh yeah...
I'd highly suggest using the quote function when replying within a post.
So, ya know... it doesn't become a confusing clusterfuck if you have a bunch of people all writing different takes to your post.

#4 - Be Open-Minded, but Respect Limits
If someone specifically states a limit in their post, please respect it. Don't try to push your luck and be a shit.
THAT BEING SAID...
Don't freak out and cry bloody murder if you get something you weren't quite expecting. There's lots of grey area within limits and sometimes the way one person interprets something is different from the way someone else does. AND DO NOT ASSUME everyone to check your pref sheet. Prefs change, people are lazy and forgetful. This is a place for a quick nut, who has the time for pref sheets!? If it's a misunderstanding, work it out. If it's intentional to mess with someone, let me know and I'll bust out the iron fist.

#5 - No Expectations
The poster has NO OBLIGATION to respond to EVERYONE who replies to their post. I leave it in the discretion of the poster whom they want to reply to. I would suggest to try to reply to everybody who responds to your post so it doesn't appear like you're playing favorites or stupid cliques are forming. But if a reply makes you uncomfortable OR YOU'RE JUST BUSY, there's no obligation to reply to everyone.
Likewise, don't get discouraged, upset, butthurt if your reply doesn't get a response. And DO NOT start bothering the poster, pushing them to respond.

There's probably more, bu tI'm high....