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This is my first ever announcement, and I wish it was under better circumstances. A few things need to be said about the future of EcchiDreams moving forwards especially after recent events. 

Hello fellow Dreamers,

Quite a few updates have been made since our last announcement from just over two weeks ago, that we wanted to go over here. 

I know I said this in the last announcement, but it bears repeating as I have made the same mistake… again. I am so very sorry that the last announcement was way back in April of 2020 (over two years ago!) I assure you - again - that this wasn’t intentional, at least mostly. We’ve still not gone anywhere either, so there is a plus. We’re still busy as ever. The only thing that I have done a better job of compared to the last announcement is trying harder to keep everyone in the loop, which I’ve done via Status updates. Click this link to find out more.

We have made wide-sweeping changes of the Terms of Service, to the point that you may have been asked to re-accept the new Terms of Service when coming onto the site today. The majority of these changes have been to clarify certain things, to change some of the language to be less vague or fixed nonsensical, grammatically incorrect sentences. But there have been a number of substantive changes as well that take effect as of today. In an effort to be transparent about the changes that have taken place; I will lay down what they are here and explain about why these changes have been made. 

If something you posted in the past is in violation of the Terms of Service in the present; you will not be punished for it. The reason being is that we do not retroactively punish people for something that does become a rule that wasn’t when it was posted. We find this expressly unfair and instead will hide it, let the person who posted it know what’s happened and then ask if they’d like us to delete it, or send it back to them. 

These changes to the Terms of Service are some of the biggest since the start of my Administration back in 2011, over a decade ago. For a start, officially, sub-sections are now no longer going to be called "Paragraphs", they're sub-sections. Read this for the full list of changes.

ED seems to believe in creative freedom for your writing, and that includes getting to write your sex scenes no matter how kinky and weird they are... so long as they don't violate the ToS or law, which is fair! Unfortunately, any site that allows freedom of sexual content attracts the t r u e c r e e p as well. We all eventually figure out how to spot those people of course, but many roleplayers (especially new ones) can still ACCIDENTALLY come off as a creep in their interest checks, partner requests, E-texts, and even in casual out of character conversations. They just don't realize their language or behavior is inappropriate.

If you're one of those roleplayers that write sexual content, please participate in this topic to help teach where the creep factor starts to come in!

I HAVE A FEW STARTER QUESTIONS HERE, but if you have anything else to add, please do!

- What are some things you see in interest checks or request threads that throw up the creep red flag for you?
- When you're chatting with a potential new partner, what are some comments or questions that start to make you uncomfortable?
- What is your advice for the perfect way to approach a new partner without sounding creepy?
- What are some things that bother you, but you don't think bothers other people?
- Do you think flirting out of character with your partner is appropriate?
- Say you have had a partner for a long time, but suddenly their behavior started to creep you out. What started it and how do you think it could've been avoided?

SPECIAL NOTES: This topic is absolutely going to draw on personal experiences. Make sure you don't name any names, or call someone on ED out. The goal is to try teach each other and learn, so please keep it polite!

Hey there, have you ever wanted the ability to make anyone you meet fall madly in love with you? What if I told you between that street corner there was a chance that you would be lucky enough to get the person you have always desired?

Hey there you guys! We are back doing a hentai review. This one is very different from most other hentai series I have seen. Having had watched a lot of Gigguk's videos I noted him talking about Studio Seven along with talking about what were he liked from hentai which was very vanilla with some spice thrown in. Now I have watched a lot of hentai over the years and I can tell you it is hard to find truly great vanilla hentai that has the spice that Gigguk loves. I mean this is the guy who loves Domestic Girlfriend and Rent a Girlfriend.So with that all said I am happy to talk about Gigguk and Sydsnap's true favorite hentai called  My Marriage Partner is My Student, a Cocky Troublemaker.

This Japanese-made erotic comic drawn in the anime style, more commonly known recognised as a hentai manga, is an anthology of stories, where the characters experiencing and deriving pleasure from penetrative copulation are (more often than not) sexualized versions of many beings thought as "cannon" in the wider Lovecraftian universe, which is known for its terrifying creatures that can destroy a person's mind if they just gaze upon their forms or the structures they have created. So it's rather weird (but not entirely unexpected, since Rule 34 has been codefied for a reason) that someone has discovered a way to transform creatures and situations that should inspire fear into ones that makes a man's dick hard or a woman's pussy wet.

A Girl Fell from the 2nd Floor

Hey there you guys today I am doing something that used to be done on anime amino but hasn't happened in a long time. And that thing is hentai reviews. So fellow degenerates I present to you my first review of a hentai series.

Every now and again, I release some statistics for EcchiDreams. For 2020, I got a bit of a large one. If you'd like to see more of these every year or so, please let me know in the comments below. If any of the pictures are too small, and you can't see the text, please try opening them in a new tab. You might be able to see them better. I will improve on the graphs next time. 

I believe it is time for a new entry in "Jenny's Totally Serious Reviews". Your premium, detailed and peer reviewed critiques for free! (Comedy, Humour, Funny)

Every so often I get inspired and decide to write a short story. So, while I have the time and inspiration, I figured I'd put together a thread for some such stories. I have one or two others I wrote some time ago I might post here later, but for now I'll start with a brand new one.

Note that I don't enjoy roleplaying as the opposite sex, largely because I'm never sure I'm doing it right. However, I find it more interesting for my solo stories to try and get into the head of the female character, to experience the world through her eyes. So, don't be surprised if many of the focal point characters are women instead of men. In addition, feel free to provide feedback in this thread. Comment, critique, what have you.

My statement regarding recent events on EcchiDreams...

This probably isn't going to age well, because I think with what's going on in the world right now, we're experiencing some very frayed mental states after being locked down for so long and having lives changed because of pandemic. Now; I realise that this is an extreme minority of people that is causing the majority of the problems, so if you're just trying to do your thing, then please carry on, and I am sorry that this post was necessary. Who knows, this post might have absolutely no meaning in a years time and we'll all look back on it and say "Ah yes, that was a bit of an embarrassing period, oh how we've gotten better since then. I don't even know why I hated X." Ha. One can hope...

Newsletter that discusses the current going ons, around EcchiDreams.

Before I get stuck into this, there's an apology in order. I'm sorry that the last update news was way back in March of last year. I assure you that this isn't intentional, and we've not really gone anywhere either. We're still as busy as ever. But I'm going to try harder to keep everyone in the loop about everything that is going on here. I've decided to present these as newsletters, that I want to start releasing more frequently perhaps, I don't know. It's a new format I'm trying out. Click the article link to read more...

Game: Baba Is You
Developers: Hempuli Oy
Platform: Windows (this review), OS X, Linux, Switch
Price: Steam (UK) - £11.39

Pain Indie Ass - Baba Is You
- Baba Black Sheep... -
-Third Pain Indie Ass review (two and a half years later...)-

I have thus far come nowhere close to completing this game, but it's been forever and a day since I've written a review, and this is one of the most recent games I've played. For those of you who are new to my reviews, I will be looking at the gameplay, art, level design, replayability, and anything else I can be bothered to add...

So, a long time ago I started a thread to share my opinions and discuss anime that I'd been watching. I kinda let that die as I got burned out on watching five episodes a day. (Great idea, I know...) But I've had an interest in rebooting something like this with a new take. Something I'm much more interested in exploring and discussing and I hope I can get a better following in doing this here!

Folding@Home Event

EcchiDreams is once again working with Folding@Home to help combat diseases, this time we're fighting against COVID-19, by donating our idle computer and graphic card clock cycles to a worthy cause! This event will last until April 16th (Barring any extensions) and we will be awarding EcchiCredits based on scores and Work Units completed!

"My Journal" is a fictional diary written by IsabellaRose which seems to be turning into a running series.

Dear Diary,

Is that how I'm supposed to start this? I hope not. That sounds stupid. This whole thing sounds stupid. I've never kept a diary before. I'm not even sure what to write here. It just feels dumb. But I need to get past that. I need to find a path forward...

An erotica written by GM Angel.

"So you've known Karen since she was a girl?" Cammille asked the farm girl while she lit a joint, carefully rolled to look like a cigarette to passing cops, as she pulled out of the farm girl's dirt driveway and out onto Route 39.

The farm girl, Sammy, nodded but didn't say anything, neither answering Cammille nor commenting as pot smoke slowly filled the old silver Honda Civic.

Cammille, everything about her appearance, manner, and possessions New York chic except her car, stared at the woman for a long moment but noted how she seemed to keep her eyes downcast and away from her own...

Hello everyone; 

I've been trying to put this off for quite some time now, however I've recently had it made clear to me under no and uncertain terms that I cannot put it off. This is something I didn't want to talk about, and I had hoped that citizens subjects in the United Kingdom would have raised their voices and told the Government to go fuck themselves, but apparently that's not going to happen and now we (as an industry) have to deal with it. 

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This update has come a little later than we initially planned. Originally it was scheduled for Christmas as the End of Year Update for 2018, but we had various things not go our way, and we had to push it back with the Winter Updates Release. Whilst it is a meteorological spring time here in the Northern Hemisphere, it is still astronomical winter until March 20th. There are quite a few things to cover in this update, so for more information please click on this.

When you were younger; did you collect Pokémon Cards?

Chances are if you were born in the late 80s/early 90s you probably did, I know I certainly did and I was pretty efficient at doing so, owning at least 6,000 or 7,000 Pokémon Cards by the time it went out of style, but I handled many, many more despite the fact that I only ever purchased 2 booster packs at the very beginning. I am going to start this topic by sharing some of my memories of Pokémon Cards and I really hope that you also share your memories too; please leave a comment and tell me what your fondest or darkest memories of the whole thing was for you.

Do you still have your Pokémon Cards? Did you used to collect them? Please leave a comment below and share your experiences! 😄

Hello fellow Dreamers,

It's that time of the year again, and this update has been focused on fixing as many bugs as possible, rather than adding new features or changing things. Some of you may already be aware of some of these changes, as I softly announcement them via my statuses, and this acts a sort of "This is what we did this season." This is not as big as the previous "2018: Spring Updates", but there have been a number of changes.

As some of you might remember, EcchiDreams had a number of updates around the end of April and the beginning of May. However, due to my ill health, I was unable to make an announcement on the number of changes that had happened. Firstly, I want to thank absolutely everyone who came out in support of me during my run of bad health and encouraged me to get better, these messages warmed my heart and I am happy to say I am much better today. Although there are some long term (and potentially lifelong) secondary things that were picked up on during my hospital visit, these are not life threatening, and are absolutely manageable; as the saying goes - "I'll live." This is why this announcement is a little delayed compared to previous ones; but that just means I have a few more things to talk about. This is a fairly large announcement, but quite a lot of it is stuffed with pictures, so thanks in advance for reading.