Zeke Haver

(My main RP character. He can be fit into a multitude of settings be it fantasy, super hero, fandom, etc)

Your average depressed 30 something office worker. Well kinda. He comes from a long line of legendary mages, but much to his dismay, he was born with little to no magic ability. And genetics kept him at a meager 5'3" in height and rather rotund.

Despite not being able to use magic like his family, he did try some bizarre workout tape he found in a thrift store and despite a year of grueling training. He looked exactly the same. However he unlocked a strange ability to convert his calories into powerful bursts of superhuman speed and strength.

While disappointed, he has tried to move on with his life but often finds himself in situations where his skills are needed. Be it alien invaders, villainous mages, dragons, androids, etc.

Extra Info

-In terms of sexuality, he is openly bisexual

-Despite being on the short and rotund spectrum, he is quite gifted with the 'italian sausage' at almost fifteen inches in length.

-His family is unaware of his 'Calorie' abilities.