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(Despite your being away from the site for a short while, I'm sure I can give a conundrum for your return.) It appears that you have contracted a very mildly serious STI... the sniffles, but this is no ordinary sniffles. It's the incredibly rare and highly valued sneezus swapus -- the sexy sniffles. It causes one to shift sex and gender in an instant with each sneeze (not that bad if you ask me, actually might be a good thing) and also a runny nose (nevermind). Luckily, a group of scientists and doctors are offering a possible cure. The elusive tentacalus hentai -- a strange creature with oddly long and excessively numbered phalli