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*Pokes head in* You called? Uh, lubed asshole.

When going down on a female: "Hellloooooo!? Helllloooooo..!? Echoooooooo!! Echoooooo~~~ Pinocchioooooo!?"

I know, right? It's so nice, this community. I'm glad i decided to sign up here

Noooooooo (this could be also something you shouldn't say)

"So how does this AIDS thing work anyway?"

All I know is that whichever motherfucker keeps hanging a tire swing on my arms is gonna get the genuine Whomping Willow treatment <.< Edit: LOL I'm the family tree

well i see this whole site has a on big family and @Temaelrin is like the head of the family or the god in my holy book of ecchi dreams @Neptune is the goddess of the pokes and yaoi of Ecchi dreams and the true queen @Sunstoneis like the sunny little brother that makes ecchi dreams smile with his shinny glow @Peculiarityis my tree brother of my crusades and one of my bestest friends on here of ecchi dreams @Kerzin Kalamond is like a big panda brother that is always watching over to all and memes with you long the way one Ecchi dreams @Reyna is the kinkyest girl i have ever role played and is just a sweet he

To you: Oh my God, I have got to call my mother and tell her all about you. You just keep doing what you're doing, yeah baby, like that. picks up phone, dials, waits while it rings, nodding at you as if offering encouragement. Into phone: Hi, Ma? Ma? MA!? It's me, Izzy. Oh my God, I've got to tell you about my date. How'd it go? It's still going. He's a stallion, this one. Just fucks like a MACHINE. Oh yeah, dinner was nice. A salad. No I didn't pig out in front of him. I ATE A SALAD. Jesus, Mom. What do you think I am? Hang on, I think he wants to say something... To you: You okay, baby? No, no, keep going

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

"The whole time I thought it was your sister."

"Oh my god! You're not your twin brother!"