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Moan at the first shallow penetration, luxuriating in the feel of it, shivering in anticipation of what is to come.

The Captain looks tired: more than tired - war-weary. I recognize that look. Veterans, abandoned by society, are part of our underworld: but this is the first I have met who still holds his office - and the crushing responsibility that goes with it. There is no fooling with that far-stare of those who have seen too much: no deceit, no trickery, that they have not seen. I'm not good at honesty but sometimes it's all you can do: "Hello Captain. I'm a thief and a stowaway, but I'm desperate and I think if my friend AI helps me I can cook: and you look like you could use a good meal."

I don't think anyone's had it before, I think to myself: it's an original creation, maybe I will make it my signature dish. Then he just dumps me, unceremoniously, on the floor and leaves me to face the Captain.

I admit he is seriously cute: just scoops me up into his arms as if I am a featherweight: and with a little disappointment I note that he seems to do so without the slightest realisation of how intimate that is. An image of a bride being carried across the threshold sparks briefly in my mind and I giggle - a long time since I felt such simple uncomplicated joy. I reach up, wrapping my arms around his neck: I don't care if he notices or not, it just feels nice. Pushed neatly down inside my pants, the communicator-map nestles: I was right to think him too professional to grope me down there when he searched me. How to convince the Cap

No problem. I try my best to follow the K.I.S.S. principle as it usually gets me through good and well most often. In short, it is to go by the simplest solutions whenever possible. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KISS_principle

Thank you again for the advice, I really do appreciate the help. I made a list of a few simple rules that should be easy to follow and make things a bit smoother for the future.

I hate to potentially be that person, but if you need to make rules about every single thing people can do wrong, you will end up with a looooong list, which will both be exhausting to read through, memorize and such. Simple is usually always better. When we speak mistakes that very few make, it is not really necessary to make rules and protocols for them, in my own opinion.

Sure will.

Thank you very much. Can you tag me in there?

Alright then, sounds good. I’ll change my post so the captain calls Darla in to the Captains room.

I am good with either options, though I think for the purpose of the narrative, I would say Darla should be present for such interregation.

It is neither your fault nor your responsibility. Hopefully the member will learn from their mistake not let it happen again.

I’m really sorry for that happening. I’ll keep a closer eye on the posts so that doesn’t happen again. And I’m getting to that.

Wait...I am still in a scene with her.

If Roc and the Captain decide that is a good use for the amazing talent at cooking that I can describe in flamboyant and tasyt detail, then yes.

Speaking from personal experience here when I say that even using a single topic for almost an entire town is possible. It depends on which topics tend to be used a lot more. Of course, it can be hard to tell this early on. If I were you, I would try and see how it goes without adding potentially unnecessary topics as the more there are, the more confusing things can get and you will end up with topics that hardly ever get activity. So perhaps hold off on making anything new and if the need arises, you can add it at that time.

You may have noticed, @Busterbugs, that I am making a clumsy attempt to be promoted from inept stowaway to probably incompetent Chef...

As long as you feel it works, I am fine with either way. It is your club, after all.

Monique’s brows raised when Jaina took her hands. She felt all warm inside. Then her face eased into a smile. “Alright Alright,” she said as she resumed her petting. “Oh well no actually which—nn,” she let out a little moan, her body tensing briefly when she felt her nail teasing her like that. “Oh I meant…Geez Jaina you’re really distracting, you know that?” she said with a playful smile. Her hand still petting, her lashes low. She laughed then shook her head. She looked around as she continued to talk. “But yea. It’s odd because it seems to shy away from what the Scum believed about war. There are a couple space battles in there though.

Feel free to start us off if you wish. Not sure which topic is fitting to have her station.

OOC: You're welcome, dear. We all started somewhere and assuming everyone knows how to do various things, especially new stuff, is unreasonable. I try to be fairly blunt as it most often gets the points across easier and faster. There is certainly nothing negative insinuated when I make comments and/or suggestions. One more thing though: It is generally considered bad to "assume control" over the characters of others. Luckily, it was a small incident here (with you assuming I put her down again), but just be aware of it and you will be fine "I am well aware of your status as a living being with all that it entails. This was just the f