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My date had been a disaster, hours getting ready and an Uber from my hotel wasted on another son of one of my mothers' friends. It wasn't that we didn't click. It was more that I despised him within minutes of meeting him, and for someone as accepting as me, it takes a special kind of douchebag to get there that fast. He was an egotistical windbag who talked so much about how fast his car was, how expensive his watch was, how great his job was, that I was positive he was compensating for the smallest penis ever. I knew I'd hear it from my mother, but while he was taking the third phone call on our date from another "bro", I excused myself to

Highfive again because I love doom guy too I mean just the og series was good but then doom and doom eternal came out and it was just chefs kiss

I’m adding an option: highfive. Because you killed doom guy, respect

Fuck, because he owns a pump-action and knows how to use it.

Kill because That.

fuck because I'm a twice revived headless zombie chick with a one track... well, not mind, being headless, so... one track... DRIVE.

fuck, cause I appreciate those quiet dm's

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Fuck, then marry, because that line was actually kinda smooth. I approve

Everyday shufflin