bored and craving fun and whimsy

I don't have a shortage of serious, long-term rp partners, but I do have a storage of silly little guys to do fun stuff with. as much as I love writing, it can be a chore to meticulously plot out every detail of an intricate story, and then to come up with ideas to progress the plot on the fly while maintaining my writing style. as if that wasn't boring enough, all of my rp partners are super busy and unable to reply as quickly as I want them to. I need something to do in my spare time and if you're lucky, it could be you

side note: this only applies to people who are semi-lit (no one-liners). if you're fully/advanced lit, I'm gonna take advantage of that and do a detailed non-sexual plot with you. unless you really really want to do something short, silly, and smutty. I will humor you if you ask nicely enough

p.s. if you really pique my interest and become friends with me you can get free clown hole in addition to my other services. you'll just have to make a good impression to find out all the juicy details (hint: juicy the key word there)

if you read the whole post, send me a funny message about how big my cock is :3