Bully Me!

Hey hey!
So, I'm a pretty good writer, who's been running a good number of RPs. However, (As you may have seen in a recent status post) I am a big, pleasing switch. Which, for some reason, seems to mean I'm always on top. And as pleasing as that position is, I'm wanting to flip the script and do an RP where my character gets to sub for a buxom, slightly mean-spirited woman.
I've got a couple of scenarios I think would be fun, but I'm pretty open. I'll lay them out below.
1. Fantasy! I'll play a handsome young adventurer, clever and quick-witted. But overconfident. He's been captured by YC (An evil witch queen, perhaps?) as bait for his companions. But with all the waiting around, she's decided to make use of her attractive new plaything.

2. Down to Earth! I'll play a nerdy, cute guy at university who recently went to his first party and passed out. Whilst unconscious someone took a picture of his dick, and spread it across social media. Turns out he's been hiding a hog this whole time and you could play a woman who's decided to stake a claim on it!

A couple of honorable mentions. An explorer who finds himself caught by a matriarchal tribe in the deep Amazon. A young guy who reads the wrong book and summons a demoness! An old man gets snowed into his nursing home with a young nurse, who is very bored.