[Dangan Ronpa] Hope's Peak's Biggest Mooch [F4M][Prompt]

Makoto's Biggest L: Become Roommates with Yasuhiro
Getting cucked, gaslit, and mooched dry by your roomie.

Casual friends with Yasuhiro? Not bad. There's comedic relief in seeing Yasuhiro's symphony of incompetence and antics. But being close friends and roommates with Yasuhiro? He's strapping himself straight to the dumpster fire. It would be easier if Naegi directly donated his blood.

Antics include...

-"You mind if I stay here? My place is a dump."
-"Hey, man. Your fridge is empty. You really should restock that."
-"Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I'll kill myself if I don't have sex soon!!!!"
-"C'mon Makoto... You slip a blindfold on Sayaka and she'll never know! No harm done!"
-"Ahah. The condom slipped off....Whoops?"

Extra OPTIONAL antics

[ Body Swap ]
-"Check it out, 'koto! You could be me and I can be you for a week. Sounds fun!"
-"What's that face for?! You saying there's a problem being me???"
[ Luck Theft ]
-"Just bought this for a neat mil! Lemme borrow your luck for a few days, Koko!"
-"Whaaaaat? No, no, I'm totally gonna give it back. I've just been real busy!"
[ Cock Theft ] -"Hey. The little girl wants to cut up two people! She'll put us back together, no harm, no foul."
"Do I owe her money? No, no. Not at all. C'mon, don't you trust me?"

Looking for Yasuhiro to be worst roommate in existence.

Partner-sharing (just Makoto's partners ofc), crashing dates, raw-dogging, risk of impregnation, dubcon galore. Possible Hope's Peak sci-fi shenanigans included.
Picture the worst sitcom in existence.

I'll be RPing Makoto + his typical harem of gals. So Sayaka, Kyoko, Junko, and so on.