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Ave, friends!

'tis I, Cool Manington, and I am looking for a somewhat literate gal to roleplay with (you don't have to write whole paragraphs, I don't do that either, but a couple of sentences would be nice). 

Here's what I had in mind:

We live in a fantasy world. I'll be playing a human, and you some sort of mythological creature. I was thinking a forest nymph or a satyr or something along those lines, but I'm open for suggestions! I'd like it if your character is quite innocent; perhaps she has never even laid eyes upon a human (or whatever other species I'll be playing). We could run into one another deep inside a forest, or some other mystical place. Who knows!

Also, I like it when there's at least a little bit of interaction besides sex.

That was all. I hope to hear from ya'! May the stars smile upon you, 'n all that.

Yours truly,

Coolius von Manington,

Duke of Kulbens

P.S. For every day that goes by without a response, I shall sacrifice a cute wil' piglet to the Dark Gods.