It's Been A While

Been a long time since I put one of these out. Maybe it's time I changed that.

So, for this request, you've been stuck into a visual novel. How? We don't have to figure that out, you'll just get really sleepy and wake up in the digital world. There, you'll have to hang out in one of the visual novels of all time.

Here are some characters and some things they would say!

(NOTICE: DON'T MENTION ANYTHING THE REFS ARE FROM, THAT WILL MAKE THINGS AWKWARD.)

Alright, here's the roster, some things about them, and things they would say!

Kiane

-Claims to have majored in "boy" in college

-Looking for a boyfriend

        -....Or girlfriend

        -Or any friend really

        -Very lonely

"He doesn't know he's my boyfriend yet!"

"Bork Bork, Anon! That's dinosaur for I LOVE YOU!"

Ms. Alisa

-Rich, beautiful CEO
-Cool, pretty, kind of a cheapskate

-Probably the only person in town that has money

-Absolutely a serial killer

"Hmmp, I will not be accused of murder in my own home!" *The group walks outside* "Much better. Please proceed."

"I'm sure it will be PEDESTRIAN feed. However, I will eat it and mock your standards regardless."

Christine

-Runs a café, ref makes it look like it's a Starbucks but I can promise you it isn't

-Has a dark secret...what could it be?

-Doesn't do tabs since she knows people use those to get out of paying for stuff

"No, no, listen! It's not your fault! I just have a dark, secret past..."

"Well, that's the thing about dark secrets. Nobody can know or somebody could be in danger!"

"Sorry, I won't have time. I have a lot to write about in my hatred diary. It's a diary where I write about my hatred of you people!"

Whispered Secret

• Bully
• Calls themselves the "master of twisted"
  • There is no such thing as a "master of twisted"
• In your drivers ed class
• Cool hoodie, obscures their face most of the time though so ref was pointless

"Okay, here's a bit of advice for cool people...probably don't carry urinal cakes around. Advice over..."

"But I've internalized toxic relationship patterns modeled on abusive people in my life and have so much unprocessed trauma that-"

Sensei

• H-Hots for teach?
• Wait no
• pick a different character
• What even is she, some kind of stick figure?
• She has no feet

"Now I will sing a song for you with my face."

"Wow! Looks like that's all the time we have for jokes today! You can fill out a feedback card on your way out but please do not write hurtful things as the last time somebody did that I cried for 11 hours."

Katie

• Oh a normal one
• Works at the pizza place!
• She's nice, but she's being framed for murder and that's a lot of drama
• She does have tickets to your favorite band though...

"Oh, a frown. I don't know how to feel when my arrival wipes all the joy from somebody's face. Is everything okay? I came over because I sensed a disturbance coming from this direction."

"Just call us if you need any deliveries, okay? We're right around the corner! Pizza Parteez! I'd sing a jingle if we had one!"

Roobit

• Some sort of rabbit cop?
• She's very cute
• Trying to blend in with normal people, but it's very hard since she's almost definitely from outer space
• The best option

"Sorry, that was the only quarter I have..."

"A sphere! I am hooray! ...It is too big for me to eat..."