Welcome! I am LewdiKris, and as the title implies, I’m looking to GM some lewds.
Before you read, I want you to keep in mind that I can't maintain a list for everyone who puts in interest. I intend to bump (on the rare occassion, hopefully) when a slot opens. So follow the thread, or whatever, and you'll get you chance.
I’ll keep the first bit short, with more detail later on. I like to run solo, smutty roleplaying games. I like to use a variety of settings, characters, and lewd scenarios. I like to tell stories, as much as I like to create situations for beautiful ladies to get into (preferably sticky, sweaty) messes.
A lotta' I, I, I in there, I know. But hey, you should have a little idea of what I’m aiming for. The rest of this will break down into the following. Firstly, what I have to offer. Second, what I need from prospective players. Third, what elements and format I’m open to. Then, I’ll move to a brief overview of the kinks and content that I am usually going for, as well as what I won’t touch. Finally, I will have a little about the games I run.
If you’re still interested, please read on!
What does LewdiKris do?
Well. I write smutty roleplays with people on the interwebs. Just like you! But more specifically, I’ve discovered recently that I really like one x one, lewd AF, system roleplays. I love it! I like to play ‘The World’, and all the creatures, people and hazards within it. It’s a really fun way to tell a tale of debauchery and heroism.
Why am I good at this? Well, first I’m big on communication. If you are my player, I am going to do my best to nail down what you are looking for, what things you don’t like, etc. And then use that to create a game we both enjoy. I’m not here to just get my rocks off, nor am I here to just help someone else do the same. We’re collaborators on a project of our simultaneous enjoyment. I will put in the effort.
I have a ton of experience GMing a ton of systems (more on this later). My writing is decent, with a good vocabulary and (I think) a good ability to paint a picture with my words. It’s easy to say that, so I’ll leave a couple of half-decent bits of writing linked somewhere below, for you to peruse at your leisure.
What does Lewd want from you?
You? Well, you play. Sounds easy right? Yes! Except that it still takes effort. But before we get to the fairly abstract wordy bits I want. Here’s the concrete stuff.
First of all, you need to be available to use Discord. Why? Because, honestly, It’s the most elegant and easy way to run a game. The actual story, dice rolls, images, OOC questions, and similar things... it’s literally unbeatable (IMO). Next, is activity. If you only get a chance to peek in every week or so, we aren’t going to have the momentum I need. I want to tell a tale, and life being what it is, we have a limited time to tell it. So, we can need to keep things moving. Let’s say a post every day or three, but also, I like to do a session from time to time, where we go back and forth over a couple of hours, or whatever, and make some progress. If that sounds like a big ask, wait until it isn't before hitting me up.
Now, let’s talk about writing. I am not asking for expert skill with technically flawless prose that would make living authors weep to read it. I’m neither a snob nor a super judgy butthole. What I do need is effort. I want you to try and describe things in interesting, evocative ways. I want you to try and make your dialogue fun and characterful. I want you to try and make me laugh or say ‘Oh, cool’. The operative word is ‘try’ here. And it’s worth pointing out; if you aren’t doing these things in all your roleplays already, then you might want to examine that fact.
I hate sounding demanding (except when it’s hot), so keep in mind that I am a friendly sausage, so I won’t be a dick about things. Worse case I’ll gently say, “Hey, I don't think this is working, I’m willing to discuss but I think we should probably end this here”.
Oh, and one more thing that should probably be higher up. You will be playing a beautiful (non-furry) female character. But otherwise, the options are pretty open.
The Third bit!
So, I mentioned options that we could play around with. I cannot stress enough. These are entirely, completely optional.
There are a couple, and each is up for discussion, so I’ll give you a feel for each with the understanding that we can nail the specifics later.
Meta Lewdity: So, this is very hit-and-miss, it really depends on chemistry and if it isn’t working, we can stop it any time (If we start with it at all). I can’t stress this enough, it’s a META and not the OOC, i.e.: I will not be your dom. With that preamble out of the way, what the hell do I mean?
I mean that we can have a meta layer to the RP. Generally, this takes the form of Dom/Sub play with the GM (Me, but a character nonetheless) being some combination of sleazy and/or domineering, and you being bratty/submissive/adorably/slutty. I’m open to other interpretations, however.
Multiple Protagonists: If you are up for it, I’m willing to consider you playing more than one character. This could be a full party, (Maybe, never tried that, but the idea of all those lewdable ladies is appealing, more work for you though) or a few characters in the same story but separate. Enough said on that one, I think.
Kinky Bits!
Well, not just kinks, but I’ll start there. First, my preferences are right here, so take a look when you’re done here and you’ll get a better idea of what gets me going. But for a brief idea; My kinks lean toward the monstrous and the non-consensual. The general conceit of any world we explore together is that basically everything wants to bang your character and will go about doing so, however they can.^^
Not to say I don’t like sweet, fluffy romance or steamy tumbles in the hay, those can be in our games too. But if the paragraph above isn’t your jam, flee this place!
What I don’t play with? Trauma, torture, gore, and graphic violence (the last one can be included but very separate from the smut). For clarity, by trauma, I love non/dub-con; But I am not into it being dark. I prefer the “Oh no, Mr. Werewolf, please don’t hold me down, fuck my ass and force me to cum~ <3” tone. I hope that makes sense, but like everything here; We can talk about it.
In terms of broader genre for the story, I like High Fantasy. D&D adjacent, is a good jumping off point, with a twist of Horror, swashbuckling adventure, high seas exploration, political intrigue, and many more. If you're looking for scifi, then maybe. Specific cannons don't generally interest me, but if you got one, and it isn't an anime, shoot your shot.
I mentioned it earlier, but I only run for female characters. These can't be really non-human. Like, elves, tieflings, catgirls. All good. Anthro furries are of no interest to me. If it ain't clear, don't be scared to ask.
Let’s talk games!
I will attempt to keep this up to date so you can see what might be worth reaching out to me for.
Of 2 slots 2 are open.
I have worked out my own system, based on Ironsworn, and will not be explaining it all here. That would be super boring. Suffice to say, its built to drive narratives, is rules lite, and super, duper easy to learn.
Final Waffle!
I've got one or two slots open at the moment, I am going to be trying to be discerning with whom I commit to, so, please, come at me with some effort. Short, "Yeah, wanna roleplay?" messages will be ignored. Otherwise, I look forward to hearing from you.
Thanks for reading! ^^
P.S
I like the way you look when you read. Very sexy 
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