The human will be-- Hooman will be mine~! [Male playing Female or Male for Any playing Male or Female]
So, what's this play about?
Well, this play will be starring a couple that is composed of a goblin and a human. They--
It's pronounced hooman! Silly hooman - hoomans should know how to say hooman!
... Interrupting me too now, huh? And I'm no "hooman" - I'm a Shy Guy; arguably the shyest one of them all.
Gobbo has no idea what a Shy Guy is, but Gobbo wanna explain this!
Okay, be my guest. Don't come crying to me when it overwhelms your tiny brain.
... what's a brain? Nono, don't answer Gobbo!
Okay, so! Gobbo be boy looking for hooman girl to marry, or girl looking for hooman boy to marry!
Gobbo is very cutes, and likes hooman a lots~!
... Can Gobbo have sex now please?
(Actively kicking Gobbo out of the door) Where were we?
So yeah. Either gobbo boy and human girl or gobbo girl and human boy.
(For clarity sake, yes, I do mean goblins.)
Come boink with Gobbo today~!
Damn it, get your little squirmy ass over here, you-- (shoves them back out the door again)
... So yeah. Ask about the play if you're interested. I'd be playing the goblin unless a role reversal is explicitly requested.
(muffled by the door in the fourth wall) It'd make Gobbo very happy...
Shut up, you're not even meant to exist here.
Edit 1: Fixed the title and added tags.
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