dungeons and dragons My Random Needs: Lewd Tabletop Edition

Hello there my lovelies, and thank you for taking the time to read my interest check here.

A little about myself before I get into the meat and potatoes of things. I’ve been writing and roleplaying for well over eighteen years now, and have been erotic roleplaying for three years. I have a taste for playing as males, futanari, a male-female couple or even monsters against females or traps. My kinks include romance, vanilla, lesbians, cute gay sex, Futas, rough sex, aftercare (a kiss or a lick after some rough stuff is always fun), exhibition / outdoor sex, voyeurism (especially when my partner is masturbating), virgins, incest, threesomes/moresomes, impregnation and breeding. If one of these kinks isn't to your liking, do let me know. I have few hard limitations, aside from the underaged, pain, bathroom kinks, feeding, hyper, vore and cuckoldry. All characters should be eighteen or older, and all games set in high school will presume they are seniors of legal age. Otherwise, if you wish me to scratch a particular itch, feel free to ask.

So why is this entitled ‘My Random Needs: Lewd Tabletop Edition?'

I set up a DnD group for a small group of friends three years ago, after being unable to find anyone for the hobby for years. It was pretty great. I got to play a futa who was more than a horny girl and I quite liked the group. The only problem was because of scheduling, our games started at 11 PM on Thursday nights, continuing to 2-3 AM Friday. I stuck it out for a few weeks, but eventually the Friday workload convinced me I had to drop out. Since then though, I have wanted to experience life as a...lewder DM.

To that end, I am looking for a group of players to share an adventure with. A familiar D&D 5e module, but a little different. With just a little more sex and violence than your average D&D game. One where the plot crucial NPCs are horny virgins, the BBEG keeps the last adventurers who tried to stop them on a leash in their chamber and a TPK ends not in the goblins murdering you but in an orgy. That being said, I want to make sure this is a game people would enjoy even without the smut.

• I am seeking a minimum of four well written players to roleplay by text for four hours, either in a private club or a digital tabletop alternative.
• Dates and times will be determined when the roles are all filled.
• Players can RP as any official race or class from any book prior to Tasha's or Wildmount. I have nothing against them, but I haven't read them yet.
• Unearthed Arcana or homebrewed races will not be allowed. If you want to play as a unique race, I would be glad to have them, but this will be limited to their appearance, not their stats or abilities.
• I am musing on some minor cosmetic changes to races, for instance catgirls and boys taking the place of Tabaxi, Aarakokra with harpy-girls/boys, Yuan-ti with lamia, and Warforged with sexy robit girls. Their cultures and personalities will otherwise be unchanged.
• Don't worry about class balance. I can work with your party combinations, be it the classic Fighter-Cleric-Mage-Thief or four healing sorceresses. At best, it is an excuse for me to temper the encounters and offer you more gear. At worst...extra mouths to feed?
• I am hoping for a party comprising of at least two female characters, and two futa or male characters, though if the ratio skews towards the female I shalln't complain. Effeminate males are preferred over masculine ones. While unfortunate, this prevents our rp from turning into a power fantasy for a handful of players.
• All players must be open to male and female partners regardless of sex. I want to make sure all players enjoy themselves, and constantly checking the orientation of my players before every encounter is unfortunately beyond me.
• Our game will be based on one of the official modules. I own most, so which we play is up to my players.
• Character stats will be rolled when we assemble for Session 0. I use my own unique rolling style, so bear with me.
• No NTR or Rape from Player Characters. NPCs may threaten rape, but won't be present. This is reserved for fights where the players would normally face a TPK. If you are into noncon, I will be glad to make an exception for your case.
• Nothing underaged. This is one of the few rules I won't move on. PCs must play characters of legal age. Under-18 characters may appear as NPCs, but won't be engageable.

With these rules and guidelines out of the way, what do I need from you? I would like for you to send me an Ecchi Text. Within, please include a short introduction of yourself and your character idea, any gear you would like to find as your character levels in the adventure, a brief list of your Favorite, Liked and Disliked Kinks, and which modules you would prefer. I may not be able to accommodate all your kinks or your choice of modules, but I would be happy to do what I can to make sure you enjoy yourself.

Let me know your thoughts,

Mel

Current Character Roster:

1: (Name), (Female), (Race), (Class)

2: (Name), (Female), (Race), (Class)

3: (Name), (Male/Female/Futa), (Race), (Class)

4: (Name), (Male/Female/Futa), (Race), (Class)