Santa's Lap

So all the Christmas comments on the front page have gotten me in the Christmas spirit! What better way to start off the season then having a good ol' sit on Santa's lap? I've got some very special toys I want Santa to bring me this year...

So yeah, a simple post for a simple RP. This RP will probably be short term with just a hint of story, and maybe some Christmas magic to move things along.  I really want to sit on Santa's lap. Do you wanna be my Santa? It can be in public, like the classic mall Santa, or something more private. Maybe you tricked me by wearing that big 'ol red suit after work and want to take me somewhere more secluded. You could just be a perverted old man looking to molest some innocent, or maybe you're the real deal... Wither way I want gifts that mom and dad won't get me, but Santa can!

I'm sure we can create a really fun story together from this vague little idea! So if you're a naughty Santa looking for an innocent boy send me an ecchitext!