Apologies if you were interested, but I have to be more selective~
I did something really stupid. I met a lot of great writers, but none gave me a specific spark, so I kept going. I was trying to keep everyone around me happy while I searched for someone to make me happy. And then I couldn't keep that up.
I will not let this happen again, and so I will be super picky about who I roleplay with going forward. Honestly, read on if you want, even reach out too, but know that I've chosen to withdraw and reconsider what I have to do.
Hi hi~
Welcome to a stupidly long-winded and unprofessional post! I've reformatted everything for the third time now because I can't frickin' make something I'm happy with!
What am I lookin' for?
I'm selectively looking for a cute, cuddly, slow-burn alt-yuri romance~ I lean towards bottom sub, but can happily switch if I approve you~! I play girls with a vagina (female) or a penis and testicles (called a dickgirl or futa, I believe, but I don't really like the sounds of those words) and I'm looking for someone who wants to do the same, but with opposite meshing parts. I am not taking pairings of the same genitalia, and I'm unfortunately not too interested in male-presenting or non-human characters, so my sincerest apologies if you wanted to play any of those~
~ ~ ~ About me ~ ~ ~
If your interest persisted past my stupidly specific character wants, great! Now let's see if I could be a good writing partner for you!
Inexperienced but enthusiastic
I haven't had much practice when it comes to roleplay, but I am enthusiastic and hoping to learn and improve! If you do choose to try things out with me, you should know you're dealing with someone who's likely going to fumble at some point! I would appreciate tips and pointers for writing, but that's entirely optional!
I is a consenting human, and so is you
When it comes to my writing partner's gender and sex, I don't have any preferences. I'll write with anyone as long as they get along with me and are interested in the same pairings and types of stories. I hope you'll feel the same way, but if not knowing what I am makes you too uncomfortable, I will respect that.
A paragraph or two...?
I seem to be able to average a paragraph or two when it comes to my responses, though that can definitely vary based on the situation in the roleplay. If our characters are doing something that requires constant back-and-forth interaction, my reply will likely be on the short end. If I'm describing new scenery, I might write three or even four paragraphs. I won't have a hard minimum for your replies, so don't worry about that, but do please try to give me something to work with. I find that dividing replies into two parts has been good for me - one part being a response to the last post, and the other being something to move the roleplay forward.
I prefer third-person for perspective and don't have a preference for tense, though most of my experience is in past and present. Do let me know what your writing style is like so I can adapt to it!
When it comes to spelling and grammar, I'm lenient as long as the overall message is still understandable. I am by no means a good writer or speaker - I will make mistakes and I don't mind if you do too!
Smut is nice, but the plot can't be all spice!
I like slow-burn romances where we develop our characters and their relationship! I want them to get to know each other and develop chemistry, to fall for each other and find love. As much as I like my favorite pairing, smut means pretty much nothing to me without affection. It can even be off-putting for me if we try to jump into it too early!
I also don't want every scene to be seggs. Even after wife status has been achieved, I want to write a story and advance things. The plot doesn't get discarded, neverrr!
And while I do look for longer roleplays, I'm also willing to do something short-term if you want to test how we work together! Just let me know!
Pacific octopus hybridized with an owl
My timezone is Pacific Standard, but my hours can be a little odd since I'm a night owl! I'm free most of the time on weekends, but on weekdays I tend to be active for 6ish hours after 7PM/19:00 my time. If I'm online, I'm replying!
Ideally, I would want someone who can reply multiple times a day like me, but only a dumdum expects perfection. I want you to reply at your leisure, but you should probably know that the longer you take, the more my interest will wane.
Communi-frickin-cation
I will love you long time if you chatter with me outside of our roleplay. I'm not good at talking to people, but I really do want to make friends and hope that you do too! With that being said, I'll follow your lead. If you want distance, I'll give you space outside of replies. If you wanna get all cuddly, I can too~
I'll typically have two message threads with a partner, one for Out of Character conversation, and one for roleplay posts. Let me know if you'd rather have everything in one thread, or some other form of organization. And no, I will not roleplay publicly.
I hope that you'll tell me if you need a break or have lost interest, but I understand if an emergency came up and you couldn't warn me. I hate reaching out first - it gives me stupid anxiety - but if I think we had something good going, I'll poke you after two weeks of silence to see if you're alright. You can tell me not to do this though, or to wait a different amount of time!
If anything I haven't mentioned comes up, I'd like you to talk to me about it. I really, really value communication and I won't refuse to talk about something if you want to. If you've read this bit, you can make your OOC subject Cupcake in a Cup so I know you've seen this~
~ ~ ~ The Test ~ ~ ~
Did you actually read through all that crap? Huh. You must be stupid and/or desperate - I can relate! Now things get worse.
I challenge you to come up with a short-term roleplay for us to do. Yes, I am looking for long-term roleplay, but I'm also looking for long-term partners. You've read my book, and now it's time to read me. (that was supposed to sound profound i think)
Take a look at my preference sheet or the Archives here if you'd like, but come up with something original. Challenge yourself and challenge me, though don't go into my offs.
When you think you're ready, choose a pairing from the intro (VxP, PxV), pick or suggest personality traits (probably up to two) for my character, and EcchiText me. This whole process was supposed to turn away anyone who wasn't dedicated, so it's impressive that you're still going. Thank you for bearing with me so far, and good luck~
~ ~ Personalities ~ ~
These are assorted personalities I've encountered, sorted into how I feel about playing them.
~ Yep! ~
- Brat - Very fun to play. I love writing their reactions to being teased!
- Upbeat - Kinda cute, kinda funny.
~ Maybe... ~
- Shy - Familiar with this one, but outgoing personalities are more fun.
- Tsundere - Sounds like she could be fun.
~ Nep. ~
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Yandere -
~ ~ ~ Story Idea Archive ~ ~ ~
These are stories I've done in the past. They're here so you can see examples of what plots I have been interested in! Please do not ask to play them, but I am fine with you using them as inspiration to come up with something else.
Adorable Justice - Modernish, superheroes, magical girls, optional co-writing
- Originally meant to be a magical girl thing, but I made it more generalized. You can still ask me about this!
- I have no idea how an action-centered roleplay would work so this is highly experimental!
- This plot can also be co-written in episodic arcs!
Metropolis A would be a wonderful utopia - except it's constantly under attack! With incidents ranging from petty theft to full-blown invasion, the city is under threat and calls upon the Metropolis Defense Force to command a roster of brave individuals with superhuman abilities against a variety of enemies, human and otherwise! Our characters are teamed up - together they will keep the streets of Metropolis A safe, and enjoy some hard-earned paid time off!
Super Spooky Thalassophobia Trigger Time ©®™ - Sci-fi, horror
- Technically in space, but set on a single ocean-covered planet
- Highly experimental since I'd need to figure out how to write dangerous situations without anything bad actually happening.
- The only plot idea I have with an actual storyline. Unlike the others, this one can come to a set conclusion!
- This idea was born from a weird place. I'm terribly afraid of deep water in real life- the deep end of a pool is enough to make me unironically panic - but at the same time, ocean waters and the life in them fascinate me. I wanted to play around with this idea, like push at the boundaries of my fears or something, and just see where it goes. I also tossed in some horror elements because what could possibly go wrong with escalating the fear factor of something I already can't stand?
Your character has been brought in as a contractor (not an employee, this is a very important distinction!) to assist in the lab of a tiny company outpost that is studying this uncharted planet. They will typically be assigned to jobs that require them to go out to various parts of the planet and collect samples for study. The company recognizes that an unexplored planet may have dangerous environmental factors and has graciously assigned a single security guard to escort your contractor during work - my character! Our characters will work together almost exclusively (technically they'll be connected to mission control while away from the outpost) and they will find unexplained, probably horrifying phenomena outside the safety of the landing site. Rest assured though, because while I will try to make this hella spoopy, our characters won't come to harm. This is, somehow, still a romance!
If you don't like water, Sheltered is pretty much a land version of this!
Sheltered - Post-apocalyptic, sci-fi, optional horror
- Originally the land variant of Super Spooky Thalassophobia Trigger Time ©®™, but I've made it standalone!
- Horror was originally intended, but is now optional.
The planet's surface has been rendered unlivable by a fog-like substance. Over the past centuries, humanity has hidden underground while the surface has been racked by all manner of storms and mutated wildlife. In recent decades, the worst of the fog seems to have passed, allowing humans with an appropriate amount of safety equipment to explore the surface. An underground laboratory complex begins sending expeditions to the surface to collect readings and samples. Our characters would be one such expedition, a couple of fresh faces expecting to lay eyes on the ruins of their ancestral homes for the first time.
Police 'n' Pals - Cyber/steam/dieselpunk, mystery, co-writing
- Any of the -punks will do! Let me know your preference!
- Consists of episodic story arcs written by both of us. Each arc is a case that our characters are assigned. One of us would come up with a case, guide the story along, then switch with the other upon conclusion.
Neon signs flicker to life in anticipation of the night. The local police department is struggling, but to be fair, it would be surprising if they could keep such a massive city in check. To compensate for their lack of numbers, they've taken to hiring outside help - that's where we come in! One of many pairs of freelance detectives, our characters take on tasks the department either can't spare people for or simply can't handle. A setting for those who like some mystery tossed into their roleplay!
Blankets of White - Modernish, peaceful, optional co-writing
- Mostly built for my love of slice of life rom-coms!
- We can take turns brainstorming and writing scenes!
A small town up in the snow-covered hills offers refuge from the bustle of city life. Some visitors even choose to become residents, drawn in by its charm and abundance of cozy amenities. The town itself has many stores including but not limited to a bakery, an arcade, a bath house, a cafe, and for the less cultured, a convenience store. The outdoors offer trails that lead to beautiful scenic views of the city and surrounding lands. When you're ready to warm up, take refuge in your own little house. Drink hot chocolate, snuggle up by the fireplace, take a hot bubble bath, binge some shows. We're talking maximum comfort in a vacation that never ends~ Unless you hate the cold, then ask me about a warmer place! I love sunshine when I'm not exposed to it!
The Witch's Tower
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title is a pun if my girl has a peen ha ha ha - Fantasy setting that's centered on coziness away from developed civilization. We can still visit towns and cities though!
- Action is completely optional, this setting still plays out well if peaceful
Legend tells of a witchy witch whose witchiness was the stuff of legend
Rumors around the kingdom of Loria tell of a powerful - and cute! - witch living in seclusion beyond the walls of civilization. Some have tried to find her and returned unsuccessful, finding no evidence the witch even exists. For reasons you decide, your character wants to meet this witch and sets out in search of her. A good setting if you like the idea of cozying up in a rustic tower with a girlfriend and a bunch of books!
Gates of Isolation - Sci-fi, optional horror, optional game
- Sci-fi plot intended to be run as a proper game, like simplified DnD. Maybe a little horror, because of the whole existential dread component of being the only two human beings around. Hm I could add a little actual horror as well...
- This is a tentative idea, so there would need to be quite a bit of planning on my side. There would be resource management like oxygen, water, and food, and a combat system would need to be fleshed out as well. I tend to be occupied with things, so I would need to dedicate time to thinking about this and would only really do so if someone showed interest in this prompt!
- You can ask about this plot without the game component!
It's eerily silent. Your character wakes alone in a small ship, drifting in a debris field of wreckage and cargo. Wherever this place is, it's dead and empty - except for a single faint distress signal. An active shockgate also lies on the other side of the field, but who knows where it leads. Right now, you don't have the supplies to get there, and you'll need to be alive to travel. Best get to scavenging.
~ ~ ~Character Ideas Archive ~ ~ ~
These were peeks at the characters I intended to have for my archived plots. They are now replaced by general personalities, but feel free to look them over!
The Supportive Airhead
The MDF assigns you someone that's less of a partner and more of a sidekick. She's pretty cute, that's for sure, but her attention span isn't the longest and she struggles to be helpful.
- Intended for Adorable Justice
- Upbeat, cheerful, clumsy.
- Very much like a magical girl. Carries a wand, floats around, has frills on her outfit. Did I mention cute?
- Maybe she can be trained into a reliable partner?
The Uppity Bean
Your security escort is an upbeat ball of energy who's excited just to be present. How in the world did someone like her end up on guard duty?
- Intended for Super Spooky Thalassophobia Trigger Time ©®™ and Sheltered
- Cheerful, excitable. Has she even been in danger before?
- Though her appearance and behavior would suggest otherwise, she knows her way around the security team's weapons. Carries a sidearm practically all the time.
The Iron Widow
Underworld criminals spin tales of the most storied detectives. One such subject is the Iron Widow, a towering spideresque figure on four spindly legs, stalking emptier streets with its floodlight eye. While it's clearly mechanical, none know if it's a piloted mech or a remote-controlled drone. You end up being paired with the Iron Widow and finds that there's an unassuming cutie inside of it.
- Intended for Police 'n' Pals
- Quiet and reserved, even timid at times. Very far from the imposing monstrosity the Iron Widow appears to be.
- The Iron Widow is equipped with a variety of weapons, but its pilot is nearly defenseless.
References for the Iron Widow's core:
The Cinnamon Roll
Just a girl looking for love. She smiles brightest when you're around and just wants you to be happy too, dang it.
- Intended for Blankets of White
- Quiet and cheerful. Has a mild case of cute aggression and may demand cuddles.
- Not combative at all and would struggle to fit into dangerous settings. This isn't the personality of a fighter.
The Isolated Brat
The rumored witch turns out to be a bit of a frail, petite flower with an attitude.
- Intended for The Witch's Tower
- Irritable and sassy. Underneath the harsh exterior, she is kind, even if she doesn't want to admit it. I find it really fun to play with her outward expression, especially when she's teased!
- Mostly uses her magic so she can laze around.
- Often wears dresses that show off her body's pear shape, though it's not really clear if that's her intention.
- Notably shorter than your character.
The Competent Techie
After drifting for a while in the debris field, you find another living, breathing human. That's probably good for morale, and she's good at what she does, but that means twice the oxygen, food, and water needed to survive.
- Intended for Gates of Isolation
- Quiet and serious, but not at all a hardass.
- Very good at her field of work. By default this is Computer and Engineering, but you can ask for her to be skilled at something else.
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