prompt + starter Teen Titans: Lights, Camera, Moneyshot! (Cyborg + Raven) [ Looking for a Cyborg ]

TL;DR: Beastboy's attempt to scam a reality show ends with Cyborg fucking the Trigon outta Raven.

Jump City's new reality show, leaves the two Titans (Beast Boy & Cyborg) in the other's skin. The show sells whacky hijinx based on seeing if the GF (that's goth friend) notices "The Switch-Up" in her boyfriend's attitudes. If they notice, the BF comes back. If they don't, they spend the entire date with the imposter. It's subpar tv but it offers some sweet paid dates!

It's a damn shame he only saw the SFW TV version. The online subscription version shows a MAJORITY of these fake couples end up banging for the big screen.

Beastboy's idea is him and Cy rig the competition. They swap then Cyborg acts so outrageously out of character it's exposed in minutes! Rae is smart, there's no way she couldn't see something is off. But its a double damn shame Raven planned a little surprise for Beast Boy under the table .

One Cy might have to take for his horse-cocked lil buddy. (Even untransformed. )

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Long starter but I'm content w/ 2 to 3 small paras!

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Two of the Teen Titans and a faceless announcer stand outside Las Repas.  Jump City's finest French eating establishment, reservations scheduled a leap year out, and price tags large enough to fund an under-privileged student through their entire higher education. No one short of Bruce Wayne could consider eating here on a regular basis.

Despite the high dollar value, there's almost no foot traffic outside the restaurant. The street inconspicuously cordoned off by civilian-dressed television crew. Cones placed down at the end of the streets, mildly inconviencing the 10% of Jump City that couldn't fly. Cameras scattered through the street, from neighboring buildings, and if Cyborg used a scanner he would see no less than twenty-five recording devices scattered throughout the interior of the restaurant. If that doesn't scream coverage, both the Titans were hooked up with a hidden camera and an ear piece.  A nameless producer's voice rung through the titan's earbud's. "Testing, testing. Do you hear me? We'll be starting the show in five, four, three, two..."

"...."  On the count of 1, the faceless announcer came to life, a hologram of an old-timey gameshow host's image projected across the faceless panel.  "Gooooooood evening, folks! It's your host, Jerry, back with a TITANic new episode."  Queue laugh-track. The automaton chuckled at his own humour and turned to the two guests. "We have three, yes, THREE of the Titans here... One of them is inside. Raven, Rachel Roth, blood type oooooo positive!"  The screen flicked to show off Raven, dressed to the nines in a form-fitting black dress.  Rachel unaware of all the cameras (or she ignored them. It's nothing new to be recorded as a Titan.)

"And out here with me, we have..."

Once addressed, Beastboy snapped away from checking out how deep the split in Raven's dress went (he swears, he can see something white! Beastboy dressed in a form-fitting tuxedo, a sharp contrast from his usual flex-suit. "oh! i'm beastboy--garfield, sir. er. i'm uh...20. i can turn into animals, y'know?" He flexed, his arm transforming into a muscular gorilla limb and riiiipping right through his rental tux's sleeve. Expression tensed up -- "....uh....can i get another suit....?"

"We'll have production bring one over...." The robotic somehow managed a exhausted tone. Immediately switching beats back to sarcchine. "Beastboy! Tell us what brings you to The Switch Up!"

"here to show my babe a good time, jerry!"

"And..." Jerry brought the mic to Cyborg. "What brings you here today?"