Rules

1. Literacy is Foreplay

Full sentences, proper grammar, and rich vocabulary are expected. You don’t have to write like Shakespeare, but you should know the difference between “your” and “you’re” without thinking twice.

2. Quality Over Quickies

We’d rather have one well-crafted, immersive post than five rushed ones. Take your time, savor the scene, and give your partner something worth rereading.

3. No One-Liners in the Bedroom

Of course there can be exceptions when the moment calls for it but the expected norm should be a minimum post length is three solid paragraphs. Paint the picture, set the mood, and don’t be afraid to linger in the details.

4. Consent is Sexy

Respect when people say that they aren't interested, and don't try to force or bully people into an RP that they don't want for whatever reason.

5. OOC Drama Stays Out of the Bedroom

Keep disagreements respectful and private. This is a pleasure palace, not a soap opera.

6. Remember Why We’re Here

We’re here for fun, creativity, and yes, filth—but with style. Be the kind of partner you’d want to write with.

Use the club to pitch ideas to fellow literate Roleplayers with the understanding that all people involved will have similar advanced writing and have no issues with reply length or quality of content.

All potential members must submit a writing sample when they ask to join, this sample CANNOT be an opening to an RP and must instead be a reply to an RP. (We all know that openings are naturally longer and thus cheating)