Shmoopsydude

How? How now, brown cow? I've always used an interest thread and my f-list (or old-fashioned discussing kinks like adults do) to set up my roleplays, and I think I've looked at these multiple times and thought, "Oh, I probably filled one out when I started." Then I look at my profile, and that handy little box where I get to familiarize myself with other people's specifics is distinctly absent. "Well, it obviously doesn't show up for yourself, that'd be silly!" I think, repeatedly. But here it is, and here it'll stay. It's late, long week, I've avoided everyone because it's hot and my brain is mush, so this is the ideal time to rant about myself to strangers online. For the main body, here: I'm a fancy, well-written smut afficionado. I started ESL and am an autistic stoner, so my style is usually flowery, formal, and medium length. (I've seen what some of you consider long.) My personal preferences are so specific that I usually prefer to hear what my partners find appealing and try to find a happy ground in that vicinity. Sexual content is my goal, but it doesn't have to be the focus or the driving force of the story. I make good characters and try to embody them fully, whether they are tentacle beasts that crave human bodily fluids or upstanding, handsome anthro teachers who just can't resist that one perfect student. I also handily play human dudes, of various occupations and appearances. For story purposes, I can also write npcs as needed, I just honestly feel uncomfortable simulating a female as a main, since I don't actually have that mindset. Monsters and animals are easier, since I can just do what I think is right, but I always feel disingenuous trying to main a female body. I try to do so respectfully and accurately, but at the end of the day, I don't know what it's like, so I'm just guessing and regurgitating, and it's less fun for me. I am fairly hetero, but I will occasionally be down for a cute boy or boy-adjacent character. Cute is cute, and honestly, who can tell these days? Kinky but not Pain Kinky My f-list is overwhelmingly complete. I thought it was a quiz and it would give you like a percentage rating, like the k-list of its time. By the time I filled it out, the site timed out. So I did it again, faster. Timed out. Again, 30 minutes or less. Now it's there forever. If you go scrolling, please keep in mind that they're shmoopsy preferences, not rules. If you like something I don't or vice versa, we can talk. It's about the general vibes. This has already gotten way away from me, but that should only serve to further gate off potential partners, because I like to say yes now and get overwhelmed later. To further thin the field: almost everyone has my favorite fetish on their 'no' list, and it's one of the most common fetishes on earth! I have suuuuch a thing for feet. Professionally, I think it's a brain thing. Some guys drool over massive juicy tittles, whereas I prefer small/firm or absent, and absolutely salivate for some toes and stockings. Boobs are still awesome no matter the size, and fun to play with, but speaking exclusively to my own tastes. Since this is my space. *shmoopsy dance* With that said, it's the perfect example of, if we agree on a bunch of other stuff and you just want me to stay away from your character's feet, that's super doable, just tell me and I'll avoid. My personal disclaimer (my true sin): I am unapologetically flirtatious towards people I find attractive. I do my best to couch my approaches with phrases like 'is it okay if I flirt with you?' And 'if you ask me to back off at any point, I will." And then I respect answers in the negative. No means no unless we agree on a safeword. If that sort of behavior makes you uncomfortable and you reference it on your profile, same deal, I appreciate and respect that. This is not a dating site, I'm not using it like tinder. But, if we agree on some stuff, I'm going to be curious if we agree on more stuff, and I am a brain slut. I love falling in love and having relationships and knowing people. I aim to be always 100% honest and transparent in my interactions with people. With that said, I am also a serious writer, and I'd rather keep a good writing partner than mishandle another beautiful person, so please do be forthcoming about your preferences and feelings and I'll do my best to respect them. If you look back on my timeline, you can find a point where I reference someone I upset, because we were role-playing and flirting and it went over the line for them, and they got legitimately hurt and upset about something some rando (me) wrote to them on the internet. That is my worst nightmare, I hate hurting people like that. Wrap-Up and Review Request We're open here, this is a kinky zone, where we discuss things we might never feel comfortable saying in real life outside of a few select people in our lifetime. That means we're already making ourselves vulnerable to each other. Protect yourself and look out for each other. If I ever do or say something that you don't like, tell me to go fuck myself. Or ask for clarification, if it was potentially a mistake. If we've had interactions in the past good or bad, you're welcome to leave a review and I will not force you to clarify, but know that I'm available if you feel we have something to talk about. (Unless of course, we're actively playing, in which case, sorry I'm wasting my one burst of creative energy this workweek metaphorically jerking off here.) Love you guys, see you out there.