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thedude

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Everything posted by thedude

  1. Wish granted. You have the same amount of money as you do now but are forced to live in a third world country. Your net worth has gone up considerably but only in relativity. I wish for fish upon a dish.
  2. After seeing that picture... I'd grab your neck and fuck that ass raw. Aaaaand then encourage you to draw more. Seriously awesome, my guy.
  3. Bonjour et bienvenue! I am the local bladesmith and kenpo instructor, pleasure to make your acquaintance! I don't get on much but I sure get off, HEYO!
  4. Welcome! :D
  5. lol your post showed up in my email so I came to check it out. I'm also rather intoxicated at the moment and haven't been here awhile, much to my lamentations. How are you, miss new person?
  6. Like a boss! I like your style ;)
  7. Then a dash of lime. Repeat.
  8. It was an excellent entrance! I'd grab your collar and pull you onto the bed before straddling you with a hearty chuckle ;P
  9. Gather the three partners you were seeing in private and yell at them, "YOU GET A BREAKUP AND YOU GET A BREAKUP AND YOU GET A BREAKUP! EVERYBODY GETS A BREAKUP!!!"
  10. I played "Throw my little cousins into the pool" repeatedly today, does that count? When was the last time you got fashion advice from a close friend only to reinforce the idea that trends look stupid?
  11. Sorry, I am very tired... :P Months ago! It's been so long... When was the last time you went swimming?
  12. A few days ago, playing Dark Souls 2 with my bud again.
  13. Oh goodness! Well I'd have to return the favor and probably start moving to some more lewdy activities while I was at it...Welcome back :D
  14. Haha, nice! Well, seeing as how you're straight, I'd ask if you wanna go work in the shop. Perhaps we could make some toys... ;)
  15. I assume you mean in person. About a month or two ago although it was really dark so I felt it more than saw it. When was the last time you woke up so sore that you couldn't move?
  16. Granted but it's not tame and it mauls you to death I wish I was immortal.
  17. Orallate? Do you mean auto fellatio? As in sucking your own dick? As in drooling all over the warm, throbbing shaft, getting it slick and messy as you take it further into your mouth...? *ahem* Ah, once a long time ago when I learned it was impossible and wanted to see just how impossible it is XD When was the last time you attended a wedding?
  18. There's not a word in those last three posts that I don't love. I'd turn you around and force you to take me to this dungeon of which you speak :P
  19. Any time I'm in the mood, doesn't take much XD When was the last time you replied to this thread? I need exact dates and times.
  20. Wish granted, you now have the ability to get a maid. Too bad there aren't any around XD I wish for better hours at work :/
  21. Roronoa is one of my favourite characters... Nice to meet you :)
  22. Wish granted but now you must brave the wilds brimming with monsters in the possession of supernatural power to get anywhere. Good luck :P I wish for more wish ideas.
  23. Wish granted but now you must live with the fact that you wasted a wish by trying to avoid the negatives; you may as well have not wished. I wish my body and mind were at peak condition after that pole-fucking XD
  24. Wish granted, they are yours to use. But in order to gain access to them, you must subject yourself to your biggest turn-off nonstop for 3 months during all of the time you are not working. I wish to be fucked hard and long.
  25. Last night on the bonfire lol When was the last time you had to help out a friend who is too drunk?
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