goddessmaeve

Welcome intrepid explorer of the information superhighway!  By finding this profile, you have truly reached the summit of the digital age.  It's all down hill from her.  But, feel free to take a load off, enjoy the view, peruse the gift shop for a novelty soft drink and a commemorative photo. While here, don't be shy about dipping your hand in the vintage teak cask full of Airheads.  Goddess secured a sponsorship deal back in '22 and they just keep delivering the things by the pallet.  Speaking of the lady in question, she'll be along to provide some exposition on where she's been, where she is, and where she's going, the whole big picture sitch, right after polishing off rehearsal for her one woman re-imagining of Clue as a burlesque pantomime.

You're confused because, instead of brewing an elderberry tincture and a jalapeno poultice for the hazy afternoon hours of Seijin-no-Hi, along comes this wild eyed phoenix, with what could be delicately described as effusive curves, telling you about a one of a kind Shepard Fairey print in addition to all the Airheads you could want for the low, low price of being bent over the back of a cabriole, likely biting at the bottom cushions all the while to keep any crowns from cracking, until you're left counting one plus two plus two plus...