Floofenstein

Well, time to actually say stuff in this...Nice to meet you, anyone who reads, be it newcomers or people who're just checking this again for some reason! Hope you're doing well!

So, lessee here, how to go about this? I'm thirty two (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa), happily married with two wives (One whom I married eight years ago, one who was a very good friend who ended up spending more time here than at her own home so we had some talks and, hey, I'm a lucky girl), I like writing, games, and physical activity (which, sure, could be an innuendo, but I do mean things like swimming, walking, and working out), and I'm very weird. Asperger's is a thing, so social stuff has taken a lotta effin' learning lemme tell ya. Not that I hide behind it, of course, but if you ever wonder why I'm so damn weird, there ya go. (other than the part where I'm me, that very me-like part of me is quite weird on it's own.)

I'm not super into movies or shows or...popular culture. I'm kinda really sheltered from a lot of the internet, I just kinda don't need any of that stuff in my brain, so I avoid it. so if you're referencing some meme or movie or show, I'm probably gonna miss it.

Generally, I just want people to be happy and healthy. I just don't get being hateful and hurtful, as long as nobody's being hurt, where's the harm? 

Well other than me, my opinion of what oughta happen to me is usually on the negative side, but nobody needs to read me rambling aboot that.

mmm...Ah! As a roleplay partner, I am:

• Laid back and patient, I won't rush you or demand you post a lot and real life always comes first, okay?
• Flexible, I'm here to have fun and make my partner have fun, too. I'm open to a lot and I love the brainstorming and discussion and making something that works for both of us, changing and tweaking things 'til they fit. I'm a lot more flexible than I used to be, too, I've been going out of my comfort zone a lot more!
• Easygoing: I'm not gonna be mad, whether you ghost or end up not liking a thing or whatever. If you vanish and come back, just say hello and we can get back on track, I've been in this hobby too long to hold a grudge over ghosting, and I've decided to just be happy when someone returns....And if you don't like what we've come up with, having gotten into it, well, we can tweak it or make something new! Or just not. No hard feelings.
• Apparently really good at it, if the numbers of happy partners I've had is anything to go by. I read a lot, write a lot, and between mimicking the good authors as a method of learning and simple practice...Well, yeah.
• Flexible: On the list again because, more specifically: I'm good with anything from super smutty to not at all, to focusing on story over anything lewd. I've had roleplays go genuine years before anything lewd happens, and, of course, those that get right to it. Worldbuilding and plot is as fun as the smut.
• A little picky: I'll admit, I'm here for writing as much as for smut. Low-effort posts don't really do it for me, if something's too short and doesn't actually describe and go into things I am liable to lose interest, I'm really sorry.(And then I've had people write a long post that touches on a dozen things that woulda been neat to write on and skipped right past it all, augh.) Though if you're new, don't let that intimidate you too much! I've helped people get better, too, if you're open to criticism....or just want to see a veteran in action! It's less short/bad posts and more low-effort that make me go bleh.
• Silly and friendly. Yup!
   

welll....That's better than it was. Hope you have a lovely day!