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WetNoodle

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  1. "Yeah... I mean.. no... I mean..." Focus, idiot... Dorian stumbled, a bit perplexed and overwhelmed. He didn't want to mess up his first meeting with one of his neighbors by being weird and awkward. She was sweet, cute and... brought him cookies!? Plus he couldn't help but smile when he noticed she had bunnies for feet. "Don't worry about it..." he chuckled lightly, "I'm Dorian."
  2. Dorian had been reflecting in his apartment, drifting in and out of moments of sleep after a long night. The music still softly playing in the air, was interrupted by a knock at the door. "..what!?" Dorian jerked into consciousness, taking a few moments to acclimate to his surroundings. He hadn't realized it was morning already, yet was oddly refreshed and invigorated despite his late night activities. Though being a slightly paranoid individual, he felt suspect of who could be knocking on his door this early. Making a quick scan over his apartment to make sure everything was in order, he also gave himself a quick check. Still the same clothes he had been wearing all night, none the worse for wear apart from a couple odd paint splatters on his shirt. Stealthily making his way to the front door, he walked lightly, making sure whoever it was wouldn't detect him, just in case. He leaned forward, looking through the peephole cautiously then stepped back... thought for a moment.. then checked the peephole again to ensure his mind wasn't still playing tricks on him. More curious now than anything, he opened the door to greet the girl he saw waiting on the other side, "H..hello..?"
  3. Sweet. And nah, they both look cool so I don't have much of a preference.
  4. @Chiyako Oh, my guy has no plans, lol. He's just chillin' and... painting. Feel free to have someone say hi. He may be a little weird at first, but he's a cool guy.
  5. "Whew..." Dorian breathed, slumping down into his chair after finally getting everything moved in. The visage of everything in it's correct place bringing him an errant sense of satisfaction. "Now what...?" he said aloud to himself. Something he did often. Some say talking to oneself is a sign of insanity, but it was the other way around for him. Kept his thoughts focused and concentrated, as his mind was prone to wander. His eyes peered around his apartment for something to occupy his mind.. TV... computer.. stereo.. pile of books.. guitar.. canvas.. "Might as well commemorate the new pad.." he muttered. Dorian opened the bottom drawer of his desk and opened up a lockbox he had stashed within. From it, he removed a small square of paper, placed it under his tongue and quickly locked it back up and closed the drawer before approaching the blank canvas he had set up in the corner. He was by no means a professional painter, but a hobby he enjoyed on occasion. Before starting, he turned on his stereo, making sure it wasn't loud enough to disturb any of his neighbors. As the hypnotizing wails of blues and classic rock guitars began to emanate from the speakers, he set to work. "Happy trees..." he smiled to himself as he began mixing paints. With no image in mind, he began spreading colours, drawing lines and curves to whatever the music and his mind guided him to. Eventually his body began feeling very light and incorporeal, the lines of coloured paint he drew stretched off of the edge of the canvas, floating in the air like neon lights in the sky. The soft words from the music speaking directly to him as the sound of the music visualized in the air like a flowing tapestry. He suddenly noticed he felt very warm and seemed to snap back for a moment. "Oh man..." he set his brushes and paints down and wiped his brow, "I need some air.." He reached into his pocket for his pack of cigarettes and almost instinctually lit one up before he caught himself. He was unsure of the landlord's policy about smoking in apartments, and figured it better to take it outside. Best not to get kicked out after the first day, after all. He took a deep breath before opening his front door and heading out into the hallway. Fortunately, it was late and there wasn't anyone else around. The hallway seemed to stretch infinitely as he made his way towards the back entrance. He eventually made it and stepped outside, feeling the cool night air on his face. Lighting up his smoke, he took a slow, deep inhale, feeling his anxiety lower slightly as he exhaled. He scoped out the surroundings, while trying to look as "normal" as possible. Scoping out his surroundings, he took note of the clubhouse as well as the pool; a couple places he'd have to check out one of these days. He stared up at the night sky.. infinite darkness with millions of little twinkling eyes in the distance staring back at him. "Home sweet home.."
  6. Sure, all the fluid dripping sexual escapades one encounters here at ED is fun and all, but after awhile does it just take a toll? You've had all the furry, incest, tentacle, BDSM schoolgirl every hole penetrated action you can handle and just need a soft touch and an ear to listen? Well, you're in luck. Dr. Noodle here, and I'm a *cough*lified analyst and therapist... an "analrapist" if you will, and accredited masseuse. Take a break from your sex dungeon and onto my table and let my hands caress your cares away as you confess to me your strife. You can expect complete confidentiality here at the Noodle offices as a warm, light touch tickles down the side of your neck and down your back. I like to focus on touching, caressing, and a nice pampering. Sometimes those masters can get pretty rough and you just want a light petting. Or allow me to rub out all those knots for you so you'll feel fresh and new when you head back into the cum chambers. Discreet is our middle name, and satisfaction is absolutely, definitely... possibly... guaranteed. Happy endings? You bet! If this is something you/your character needs, EcchiText me immediately to set up an appointment! **Please note Dr. Noodle is not an actual doctor**
  7. I've been pondering a RWBY roleplay lately. Don't have anything real specific in mind, hence why I'm posting here. I enjoy discussing ideas if anyone's into it. My favorite characters would be Ruby, Yang, Weiss or Pyrrha. I really like Neo, too, but after thinking about it, that may be a little unfair to the person I'm RPing with... considering she doesn't talk and all, lol. Though a Roman/Neo RP could be really fun... hm.. Anyway, if anyone's interested and wants to toss around some ideas, send me an EcchiText.
  8. Hello. I know... lately, it appears as I'm the incest/rape/drugs guy. But I'm down for about anything as long as it's interesting. What really gets my peepee hard is character development. If it's characters that are set in stone with their personalities who have the exact same drive to do the same things over and over... I'll get bored real fast. The reason I tend to go to the darker aspects of sexuality, is I'd like to inspire my partners to figure out how they're going to have their characters recover from, deal with, cope with such things. I don't get off on hurting chars in RP's, but rather the psychological effects it has on them afterwards. Not just the victim, but that attacker as well. I enjoy playing with dark elements not because I'm a weirdo, freak or sociopath, but because the point of RPing IS TO PRETEND. And doing these things is bad! And I would never do them! Which is why it's so fun to have an imagination and pretend! Separate the make-believe from reality and please don't throw backhanded insults cuz oh hey it's the rape and incest guy. I'm actually a very nice guy! Say hi sometime! That said, just cuz it's my go-to doesn't mean I don't enjoy a passionate, romantic story as well. Or an epic adventure with a couple characters who don't get along, but over the course of their travels start to develop feelings for each other. If you got a good idea with some basis for char growth and development, come at me with that shit! I love brainstorming as much, if not better than the RP itself. Discussing ideas with potential partners until we create something together that we both will enjoy together... unF! That's fuckin' teamwork!! I can do like... elves... catgirls/nekos... but prefer stories about mostly humans. Vampires and shit I can do. Pokemons, Beyblades or whatever... gtfo with that shit. I mean, you do you... get it, have fun. It's just not my cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot. Monsters, aliens as a plot device, sure. Sorry, no furries. Bronies, fuck off. Even on the fence about futa these days. Overused. Also, if you come to me with incest... make sure it's full-blood, not of that step-malarkey! That's just offensive to us incest enthusiasts! Please have consideration for those of us who wish to enjoy our sisters and daughters as the great Spaghetti lord intended! I have a couple clubs where... no one really does much... but feel free to join anyway and get some motherfuckers motivated. I've tried. Sort of. Keep It in the Family is... you guessed it... incest club. Want to get it on with a family member? Stop on by and drop a request. Had thought of having an actual 'family' with various members as family members that we can RP as, but... yeah. Someday, maybe? The Dark Urges can include incest as well, but also rape, abuse, drugs, blackmail and all that fun stuff. Go there to get your freak on. And hey, I have one of these now!
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