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KanTheKnight

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Everything posted by KanTheKnight

  1. You died due to Mondays existing
  2. You died trying to pet a cat but this time death was caused by the l i c k
  3. You died trying to pet a doggy when it bit your hand
  4. You died in a traffic accident consisting of one hellish knight, a couple cars and a truck being flung
  5. You died by running away from a thief and slamming your face in a wall
  6. you died due to seeing Chuck naked in your bathroom
  7. You died by tripping on a branch
  8. Time to go take the mountain dragon treasuries as well
  9. Literally carry the bimbo queen of the enemy to him. Fresh from the battlefield!
  10. "Look, if you dont want to hug me, at least give me a good tongue kiss" I have withstood so much ____, NO ____ CAN STOP ME!
  11. He's a doctor, a firefighter, a doctor etc. etc.
  12. I tell Chad that he is the president
  13. "How come I cannot defeat this cockroach? After all I made sure to bring THE BROOM." Gah! after so much ____ and ____ I sure do need some ____!
  14. "If you cannot handle a cuck at its worst, you certainly also don't deserve a dom at its best!" Sometimes when I ____ them, I feel a sense of ____ and greatly exaggerated ____!
  15. This is an answer to both: I felt extremely sorry for what my very late teen self used to do. Life at that point was stressing me out a lot so I reached out to something I'd always deny: alcohol. Any kind of alcohol really. It became a habit quickly until one day my mind and my body worked together whilst I was trying to drink. And I was so angry of how horrible every shot was so I threw my glass in the sink and washed it all. Since that day I havent touched any alcohol up to this point of time! When was the last time you got extremely lucky in a situation?
  16. "This is how Naruto will end: Not with a final fight scene, but with a sex scene." I was once a ____ enjoyer, but now I'm a ____ eater!
  17. "If there is one thing I know how to do it is definitely how to spot a good pair of boobs" (jennyDK moment) My biggest arch nemesis besides ____ and ____ is ____!
  18. The last time I said something positive to someone, is when I was trying to save em. It was online of course since most of my in real life buddies and family dont have urges like this person did. it mattered to them, until I..Basically realized that they are one leech. Pretty much the same with almost everyone I meet online! Almost (No offense to anyone reading this.) Sorry for what life has made you go through man. Sucks like hell, but I'd say you're the type of person that is inspiration for others. Inspiration to move on. And I am not saying this as a compliment. Its the truth! and truth is often times, either a snake biting your neck or a dollar you found on the street randomly. Staying positive, as cliche and false as it sounds, really does help. And having people around you, really helps the soil settle and not dry out for a long time. When was the last time you laughed so hard you almost passed out?
  19. "if you want to finally achieve success with love, you need to sex ALL of the milfs" I gave ____ my armor and they ______ it up in a single day!!
  20. "We may have failed to retake Dicktown, but this time we shall initiate mission: TROJAN PUSSY!" One _____ a day keeps all _______ at bay!
  21. A week ago, some friends taught me how to make a loud pop sound with coke cans. When was the last time you defeated a fear?
  22. "If we only had known the power of speed limit signs, our wallets would've been spared!" When she took her ____ off, I _____ and ended up _____
  23. "We may have stopped the horny with our memes, but we still have to deal with e-girls" The only thing keeping me from victory is ____ and their ____
  24. "If you cannot even handle a bit of bloodshed, how will you ever deal with lust?" _____ tried _____ with my sword!
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