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You have GOOD taste @Sunstone XD. 10/10 quote!

"Cowabunga... Cow-a-Fuckin' piece of dog shit. This game is diarrhoea coming out of my dick. This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit. I've had more fun playing with dog turds. Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls, this game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter. I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum. I'd rather drink diarrhoea vomited out of a buffalo's anus. It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it." -Favourite quote from the AVGN.

A DnD session that was a super long combat (3 1/2 hours) but they all enjoyed it. There were betrayals, the fight actually flowed from different scenarios to another (rather than being just two sides hitting each other), they lost an NPC companion, they interacted with hazards. It was probably the best DnD combat I've Dm'd.

My dad ranting about how ecological ≠ best or tastiest

I am simply enjoying the ride on top of Kart, not really haviny any clue about how my looks, my words and even some actions are causing growing excitement."Careful? Why do you say that? Is it bad to talk about sandwiches? Sausages? They are some of the best thing you can enjoy. If I could be the middle of a sandwich forever, I would be set for life, haha!", I go on, completely oblivious as this is most likely only making things more difficult. Luckily, I am soon greeted by the third male, called Bruno."Hello Bruno. I am Sarah. Are you having a bad day? Your captain said I would be doing morale work on the ship. Care for a sandwich? There ar

"I already know wolf guy's name, silly, it was yours I was unsure about, but thanks for letting me know anyway", I reply back and smile softly and then soon feel how I am lifted up by the wolf man and he can feel my body squirm a bit and there is even faint moan being let out as he touches my hyper sensitive bits. Being this high up feels pretty great and I can sit and even eat a piece of food as well."Ohhh, yummy sausage sandwich. These are really good. I could have them every day and never get tired of them", I say as I pull out one of those to eat.

I have no idea how and why I am being ogled at, of course, but I do like the positive attention. I shake his hand the best I can with my tiny hand. Then I offer them both something from my stash of stolen food."You guys hungry? I never got your name mister in the jacket? If I did, sorry that I forgot!", I say to them both and then ask the captain his name as well. After they take some food (or not), I nod at the large wolf beastman."Oh wow! Yeah...looks like fun. I could ride you all day! Can I really sit on top of your large body?", I say excitedly.

It doesn't take long before we encounter another part of the team, being a huge wolf-man being, probably from a distant planet, but having learned the universally spoken tongue. The beast man is immense and I look up and up to try and find his face."Ohhhh my! You are HUGE!", is all I say from utter surprise at the large form before me. From the view from up high, Kart is able to see down my deep, deep cleavage that goes along with my rather practical clothing. Not even clothes not having much neck line still provides ample breast to ogle at."Nice to meet you too. I am Sarah Connor".

From the sound of that, the position sounds quite simple so I feel more like it could be stuff I am more able to do. I let him finish talking as I am making my way fully through the bun, with stuff sticking to my face, making it look even cuter as well. I lick stuff from around my lips, which looks more sensual than intended at all."Scenes like that?", I quickly comment, apparently very oblivious to what I do and say that is seen as adorable and/or sexy. When I have properly swallowed I look up at him and nod."I can give it a try at least!", I say to let him know I am up for it, if only to get off this station.

Right after we are walking and talking, at least when I am not getting food all over my face in an adorable fasion. I am asked if I wanted to stay here and then even get to hear the promise of some weird sort of position on a ship. I swallow my mouthful of hot bun and look up at him."I am only 5 years old mister. I am not sure why you think I would be fitting for this. I only really know how to fetch food and such. This place is not really the most fun place for me....so I could give it a go, but don't expect too much of me. Why do you think your men would be motivated by a little girl?", I ask and giggle cutely before taking another bite of

I hide myself the best I can while all of this is going on and soon enough the guard is lured away from here, seemingly for good, leaving me able to come out into the open once more and with my bag still full of the stuff that I took from the rich people. For safety's sake I take a few extra and careful looks around, to make sure it is fully clear. I even take out what looks like a bun with some nice beany paste inside and I put it in my mouth as hunger is still rumbling loudly in my tummy."I am Sarah Connor. Who are you?", I ask him.

She has no idea about sex or sexual organs at all, at her age and thus takes no notice in any of the excitement briefly flaring up in the man before her or what he might refer to."I don't have anything beyond this food and drink here, mister. I can sweep your floor or do other chores. If I am caught, you know what happens to kids like me. Don't be mean!", I say, with a bit of a snap as I don't have time or need for stuff like this.

I try to rush around corners and easily get lost in the crowds around here as it usually works and whoever chases me will lose sight and forget my face. However, as I cut around one corner I them bump heavily into a large and robust man. I nearly fall flat on my large and thick heavy ass, but manages to stay up. I look upwards to the slightly unkempt face. My backpack is slightly open and having some nice and yummy lookign stuff in it."Help me hide and I will give yo some of my food", I quickly offer him.

Granted but your genitals are permanently pixelated and it hurts. I wish I was as smart as everyone thinks they are.

He chuckled at the return of her shyness. He reached up a hand and held her chin between his thumb and forefinger, guiding her to look at him. "Only if you're comfortable with it," he said to her, looking into her eyes. The hand left her chin and moved a lock of hair that had fallen back over her ear. @Lollipop