Hola. It is I. The owner of this ultimate filter, more or less created to wash off any undesirable.
If you read this and you find yourself undesirable, please do not cry.
It would be sad.
You're just not compatible with me. Doesn't mean your tastes are to be shamed.
...well maybe a bit, but that's sarcasm, sarcasm I need to explain because I don't know how severe the mods are around here.
In any case, you'll find that you and me are probably compatible, unless you hate my personality, and in that case, I understand but still judge you for it because everyone obviously know that my personality is the best personality.
My source is me.
The reason we're probably compatible is because of how simple this preference sheet is.
The rules are basically don't be a dom and I'll fuck you.
That's literally all.
Oh and rping you fucking other people, I'm a bit possessive.
Apart from that...well, everything goes.
Guess that's what happens when my only current desire is to drain my balls in a warm wet hole, preferably yours, keep you down, pin your face right into the ground and smush your cheek against it before trailing my strong, rough, and veiny hand right over your waist, taking a good possessive grip and arching your fat ass up to present your holes to my throbbing cock and fill you with liters of cum, so much it drips down your legs, your shaky legs who won't be able to take hours of abuse beneath me after all the orgasms I'll put you through, the orgasms being caused by my deep voice caressing your earlobe and spouting filth at you.
Guess that's what happens.
In any case, I'll be serious with you if you're serious. And I'll fuck you like a fling if you come with the same energy, see ya.
