Durendal

Guilty! I'm not sure if it's due to me being decently flexible, or if that's a naturally achievable feat. I'm now tempted to google it The next poster always returns their trolley/shopping cart after they've finished shopping!

How [the] [hell] can the [condom] [have] [broken] in one [single] [thrust] as [I] [erupted] as she [squatted]? Gosh, that one felt tough with no commas available :') When I [WORD] [WORD] [WORD], my [WORD] [WORD] [WORD] [WORD] [WORD] [WORD] desires, until [WORD] [WORD] [WORD] [WORD] [WORD] [WORD] [WORD] body.

Writing Desk

Leg Lock

Triple Stuffed

Double Penetration

Passionate Lover

Ghost Trail

Not guilty! I find myself getting too easily distracted, or even feeling uneasy when watching silent films. They're- at risk of sounding stupid- too quiet! The next poster spends too much time on Youtube!

Burning Bush

Overcome Temptation

Heart's Content

Burning Desire

It was true, in the early days of Gideon meeting Loka, he wasn't exactly a connoisseur, more intent on feeling as much pleasure as possible in as little time as possible. Perhaps a bit rough, a bit quick. Now? Loka had managed the impossible, taming the beast and holding back the tide, shaping Gideon into a man who could be placated and played with, enjoying a bit more back and forth, adoring the more drawn out moments he could snatch with Loka. This was shaping up to be one of them. Loka clearly had something in mind, a desire that needed to be sated. Gideon certainly didn't intend to say no. As his lips pressed against Loka's nipple, she would barely have been able to offer up the reward of orgasm for Gideon before he set to work pleasuring her. Using his tongue primarily, flicking it and rolling it around the tip of Loka's stiff nipple, before turning to a more simple suckling action, as if he was trying to draw milk from her. Plus, to ensure he wasn't playing favourites with these breasts he adored, Gideon brought up a hand to Loka's chest, using it to squeeze the breast he wasn't attending to, his thumb grinding and rubbing atop her other nipple. All the while, Gideon was relishing in the pleasure of Loka's slit rubbing up and down the length of his engorged, horny cock. A part of Gideon may have wanted to turn the tables on Loka, but, he was currently content. If anything, his current desire would be to bring his dominant partner divine levels of pleasure, knowing just how wonderful it would feel if she were to climax now while she was rubbing against his dick.

Gideon, in a rare moment of vulnerability, wasn't able to respond right away. The dual sensation of Loka's delicate hand stroking and teasing his cock, while her delightful pussy ran along the length of his shaft, he couldn't do anything but shudder with joy, smiling happily up at Loka as she straddles him. "Mmm... are you wanting to see more~? I promise, I'm not lazy- I'm just taking my time, enjoying the gorgeous view before me." Gideon presses his lips to hers as she leans in for the kiss, bringing his left hand up to rest behind her head, idly stroking her hair and physically praising her while kissing her. Once he can muster the will needed to willingly pull back from such a delightful, intimate moment, he continues talking in his upbeat tone. "I think us spending more time together sounds wonderful~ I'm always looking forwards to chances to be more intimate with you and the Angel we both regard so highly."

Gideon could only grin at first, looking up at Loka with an amorous gaze, the man lusting over every inch of her gorgeous body. Staring at her pussy, he can't get over just how wet it already looked- a beautiful depiction of Loka's lust. "Mmm... I'd love to join you~" Gideon speaks in an eager tone, before... staying on the beach. Almost lazily, he seems content to stay in his spot, sitting down and even moving to lean back a little. But, he does thankfully make one big change, reaching his right hand down to tug his remaining clothing down. Not fully stripping down, but a small movement that finally reveals his magnificent cock, freeing it from the confines of his clothing. It bounces free, standing almost painfully erect. It was egregiously long, with thick veins running along it, its tip broad and dripping with slick precum. "Now.. care to join me?~"

Gideon was perhaps too happy to indulge Loka in giving her all the kisses she could want. Plus a few more on top of that for good measure. Her words, as sweet as honey, were seductive to the man- they were exciting. He clearly enjoyed her grinding too, both from the delighted look on his face and the noises of pleasure spilling from his mouth, but also the mirrored movements he made, gyrating his hips atop the sandy beach, rubbing his hard, hefty bulge against Loka's crotch. "Mmf... your fertile womb, hm?~ Such a bold statement, but, who am I to say no to the holy cleric of The Woman On The Beach?~" Gideon smiled, planting a series of kisses on Loka's lips, cheeks and neck as her hands worked to strip him of his top and trace his body, finding the various ridges and dips formed by his chiselled exterior and the various scars that document a history of sea battles- and a few from simple clumsiness with a gutting knife. His own hands weren't sure where to rest, distracted by the pleasure of her soft body rubbing against his chest, her supple breasts and perky nipples feeling absolutely delightful. In the end, he decided to add in an extra bit of teasing, moving his hands to whatever skimpy covering was acting as a barrier to Loka's crotch, his fingertips toying with the hem and/or the strings of the item, as if making a physical promise to remove it any moment now.

Fantastic Beasts (Andwheretofindthem)

Gideon takes a brief moment to pay a thought towards The Woman On The Beach- thanking her for this divine gift before him, alongside praying for her strength in this time of need. Strength, stamina, dexterity, all important elements that Gideon puts in a quick, cheeky mental request for. He doesn't immediately respond, far too happy with simply kissing Loka, enjoying the touch of her lips, the warmth of her mouth, the slickness of her saliva. Very human, simple things, but with Loka? They might as well be the embrace of an Angel. "Mm... I think we can excite her. If you feel the sea spray against you, that means she's happy." Gideon places his hands on Loka's lower back. In her position, she can definitely feel a growing bulge beneath Gideon's pants. But- he moves her, pushing her slightly closer to him, practically grinding her body against his. Now, she can feel something much more concrete- Gideon's long, hefty penis, stretching against the confines of his clothing, desperately stiff and hard, begging to be touched. "But, if you feel the waves crash against you from below.. well, I think that'll mean you got me too excited, too quickly.~" He grins cheekily, before moving his lips back to hers, now pushing even further and making out with the beautiful, tanned cleric.

To hear such bold, direct words... well, Gideon was overjoyed. He always had a fondness for those who spoke their minds. Perhaps that's why he felt such a close bond with this beautiful, outspoken cleric. "Oh my... to touch such a divine cleric?" Even as he spoke, Gideon was already acting. The hand that was previously rested behind Loka suddenly sprung alive with new purpose, tapping her lower back, trailing his fingertips gently up her spine and finally ending at her upper wear- whatever bikini Loka may have put on, Gideon had far too much experience with rigging and nets to let this knot stump him. "Would I not incur divine wrath?" He slowly tugs one string of the bikini. "Have my soul cursed?~" Then, another. "If I am to face such retribution, such punishment, then, Loka, I must let you know.. you have permission to touch me too~" With a grin, he pulls on the final part, loosening and undoing the skimpy covering of her breasts. Almost immediately after, the hand that previously rested against her chin in such a loving way went to her right breast, toying with her nipple and rolling it beneath his thumb- in what some could describe as equally loving.

Gideon chuckles lightly in response. "Oh, don't you worry your pretty head. I'd never talk so freely about her with anyone but you. In fact.." He leans ever so slightly closer to Loka, before planting his lips on her cheek, kissing her. "I don't think I act this way with anyone but you, Loka. Everything about you- including how you worded your phrase about how you're the one I'm to have fun with? I'm truly happy to have you here, by my side." While smiling, Gideon turns to face the waves once more, briefly looking down at his splashed feet. "Here I was, thinking my best catch was a good day of fishing. Now? Now, I can say with certainty that I am truly thankful for having you two wonderful catches in my life. I can only pray for the day.." Gideon pauses, bringing his free hand to Loka's chin, gently adjusting her facing before kissing her lips. "..That I can worship you both at once. Sharing a bed with the two of you? Absolute heaven."

Having Loka lean into him, while joining in with his bantering and flirtation, Gideon feels content. Peaceful. Happy. But, above all else, the smiling man wishes to tease Loka right back. "Oh my, liking me more than The Woman On The Beach? I'm not sure that's possible- see, cast your eye to the Ocean." Giving a moment for dramatic pause, Gideon continues- his words only occasionally interrupted by his own snickering. "Legends say that when she set her sights on me for the first time, waves were felt by men far out at sea, the levels of the waters themselves rose- what I'm trying to say, is that this beach got quite wet all of a sudden." Again, a pause, this time for Gideon to gauge Loka's reaction. That is, until he reacts himself- laughing heartily. "I wonder, is it sacrilege to speak of our holy deity getting aroused by my presence? If she has an issue with my wording, I'm sure she can hose me down with the seas salty spray. Although-" He continues laughing profusely. "-I think her squirting against me might just prove my point!~"

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Loving embrace