Shmoopsydude

Slowly earning my free time back after weeks of being exhausted and busy between work, school, and home. If you're okay with a slow start while i wrap up this batch of classes, feel free to get in touch. (To those of you waiting on me, I am finally getting to sit down and write nightly and feel free to check in if you think I've missed your post.)

I haven't bumped all year!

It's been two days and I'm almost off the front page. If this isn't ok to bump, somebody stop me. I don't want to be a page hog.

You and I differ somewhat on the kink and I want you to have the opportunity to find those like squishy good matches to your flavor. So I am not currently texting you privately, but I wanted to publicly commend you. You seem fun and reasonable and well-written. Being a dm for over 15 years, I give you mad props. I come here to play not lead, so I've had to turn a few people away because of the emotional and intellectual investment it takes to run a game. Keep it up, you're going to be too popular.

But definitely a Christmas post! I recently found this site and I'm so happy to say that I get along fantastically with 99% of you guys. Thank you for the best gift of all, loli smut. Happy Christmas! (Sorry for flooding, I usually wait till the thread drops off first page before bumping)

Not a post on Saturday either.

Yeah, holidays are definitely a thing right now, we'll get there. You don't private? I also have discord.

Not a post on Friday

Yeah, absolutely!

Ty, have a good night!

Hey, I'm down to keep working this out, but I am crashing. Will you hit me up or remind me to get back to you tomorrow?

If you'd like me to take care of the narrative and world building I can probably swing that, I'm always happy to work collaboratively to decide story beats and what we'd like to do with the 'free time' I suppose humans don't have to have negative relationships with monsters in this world but in general, they don't get along in most settings. And to be perfectly blunt, if I was a guard or an adventurer, and I saw a goblin, an ogre, a troll and a dragon, I would be very likely to run or collect enough friends to not run. I will work on getting you our compatible kink list shortly then. It doesn't have to, but that's what you wrote and I didn't have any issues with it, so I was running with it.

I thought you generally set up the story with the plot hook, are there specific plot points you'd like to lay down? I was just going to run with this band of monstrous adventurers, presumably trying to you know, not be killed by human adventurers and trying to find some loot and bring it home to their people. The dragon is in it just for gold. And the goblin. I thought we covered kinks pretty decently, but same deal, if you want to nail it down and clarify some stuff, I'm here. And your plot seemed to imply to me that she would just be meeting this group.

And where do you prefer to do your rp? Because I think we generally have the jist of it.

I am not opposed, just checked it out, little goblin with mega breasts is legit. Although having read it, I might hit you up after this to organize something loli as well.

Sure, I can track some down. Not at all, I'm happy running with hentai logic.

Sure, sold on that layout, and yeah like greenskins.

Like you mentioned, orcs, trolls, ogres, they're all kind of the humanoid shape, green to gray to blue color, frequently depicted with fangs or tusks. https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Goblinoid I was just using it as a catchall term for that group of monsters. Alternatively I certainly don't mind bringing a dragon or a giant.

So maybe a goblinoid type of party then? Variously sized guys with muscles and tusks, each bigger than the last type of thing?

No worries, I try to assume the best, especially since as you point out, tone is nonexistant. I will definitely keep that in mind if we decide to make this an ongoing relationship! I like your gobbo, totally in for that. Any particular requests for her traveling companions, past big and strong?

Not at all, honestly, thanks for pointing it out. Well, if I had to pick, maybe the shortstack adventuring party. My one comment in it would be that I don't mind playing multiple characters, but if you want something a little fluffy/romantic, I'd prefer to play a romantic main and support characters. If we're shooting for just smutty, I don't mind having a group of adventurers for her.

Yeah, I think I get it now, thank you, i do appreciate you clarifying that. That doesn't mean I have to agree with it! Also thank you for the note about flexibility. I generally assume people are flexible but occasionally a certain kink only works in a specific way, so I try to be mindful. I think I'm leaning most towards the shortstack and her adventuring party or the underage sexual financial party. Generally, I think you and I could agree to do something featuring a small, cute your character and one or more big, well endowed my characters. And I can go very big, I play tentacles now and then, so nothing new there. Also still down to do something similar with Yumi, or talk to me about your other favorites from #1

I thought you said you'd call each topic a bulletin, since it's on a bulletin board? Oh, wait, are you telling me there are also forums on this site, and individual threads there are called topics, but because this is a place to advertise, this is a bulletin board with bulletins on it? Someone has made this way harder than it needs to be for no reason. I re-read it, and I misunderstood your description of the shortstack scenario. It calls for 2-4 people in the group (of adventurers) before (she) joins. I read it as you were looking for a group to play that character with and that was a request for the number of participants. I do like your ideas in general, but I would probably stay away from some of the harder corruption and bleaching. Apart from that if there's something specific you're craving to do, try me, I'm probably down for it.

I think this might be the only site in existence that refers to a thread as a bulletin, but you're correct. Imho, it's a forum, these are threads. (But again, I concede the point to you.) Am I mistaken or did I click into two folders just full of shortstack character art you had? That's what I was referring to. I'd be happy to work out a plot from the ground up, that's my usual approach. And yeah, teppo is super cool! EDIT: just found the shortstack folder, it's under a plot for 2-4 people, my apologies.

This is my search thread, same as this thread, but for me. I didn't see any hooks or plots attached to your shortstack folder, or yumi, or magica di spell off of your unpopular girls list. It seemed like you're shooting for consensual large insertions, size difference, that's all fun for me.