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Warlock

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Everything posted by Warlock

  1. (At a general practitioner) Oh, well I'm not gonna be touching that.
  2. Yes I would, flying is great and I don't talk with much people anywya. Would you want to get a million dollars, but only get it in 50 years
  3. 5 seconds ago, your welcome. When did you last think about being ravage by a couple of really hot dudes?
  4. (at a gynecologist) I'm sorry ma'm, but I think I lost a glove in there.
  5. what was the basis of Michael Jackson's success? One cocktail, a house and a pair of white hared bitches.
  6. a few weeks ago, I played with some duplo with my little cousin. When was the last time you baked cookies that tasted well?.
  7. Granted, but it doesnt show it, it only records. I wish I could edit the whole world to do my bidding.
  8. Should we listen to our prime minister? There is no such think in this land!
  9. Granted, someone else got something, but you didnt. I wish I had an ice cream truck, all fueled up an ready to give hot chicks a nice lollypop
  10. *sing "i'm to sexy"*
  11. Name a few things you like about yourself and you environment. Dildo's flying and politicians being right.
  12. OH man, I thought you where a dude... sorry
  13. Wish granted, but its always out of tune. I wish I could use dragon magic!
  14. Geeze, maybe its better to just go te a-sexual way from now on
  15. Yea your mom could do better then this... she should have taught you better
  16. ice cream! left hand or right hand?
  17. What does the voice of my ex sound like? Warped anuses with a dwarf living in one of them.
  18. I know I said I like monster girls, but could you not try to eat it like your a dog finding a bone...
  19. wish granted, but you will not get any profit form it and will never be able to get closer to it then 100 kilometers of the building. I wish I could get a nice drink.
  20. wish granted, but you wont get paid. I wish to find a way to a secret dungeon!
  21. Granted, but it is destroyed and forgotten before it can ever be used. I wish I could get a maid.
  22. Granted, but you will never get to use the cure, enjoy knowing about salvation XP I wish to find a cure for cancer.
  23. Wish granted, but you will go blind forever the moment you look at the thread. I wish I could have 360 vision.
  24. *If you are a firefighter* I'm sorry love, but I can put a pole in that hole and slide down further then at work, its simply to overused.
  25. A few years back, at least XD When was the last time you burned your food.
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