Semi guilty? I don’t own a pet. My brother and his fiancée own two cats, and they all currently live with me. One of their cats is a black cat that was the runt of the litter named Alma. She is so fucking annoying but so fucking adorable! Anywho, a couple months after moving in with me, my brother and his fiancée left on vacation for a week and Alma imprinted on me. She has been obsessed with my lap ever since, and ONLY finds my lap the best place to lounge and nap on. If she wants my lap, she will literally yell at me. I’m flattered, really. It’s nice having an animal that loves you… despite only loving you when she wants to love you, and hates it when you try to love her. I can’t say I love her more than most people, though.
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