Girlstink Feetsmells

Vriska Serket and a few of her buddies (not really buddies) have gone to a small town in the middle of nowhere for what Vriska claimed would be fresh air and excitement. In reality, Vriska dragged them out there so that they might encounter one of the creepy small town axe murderers she heard about in human movies, so that she could scare them and then laugh about it later. Your character will be this creepy small town axe murderer, and they will be more than happy to indulge Vriska in a terrifying experience. Though, they won't leave Vriska's friends alive to tell the story. Depending on your preferences, this could end with everyone dying and Vriska narrowly escaping with maybe half of her limbs still attached, or it could end with Vriska befriending the axe murderer (a classic Vriska moment) and tormenting her buddies for cheap laughs. Last time I did this plot (which started and ended with the very first message) Vriska's entourage consisted of Terezi, Nepeta, and Eridan, but I am willing to use any characters that tickle your fancy.

(Takes place during Intermission One, as the Midnight Crew is infiltrating The Felt's hideout) It was a dark night at the Manor of Lord English, as it always was. The sky was never not black due to the lack of an atmosphere. But Slick and his crew weren't bothered by the dark. They were bothered by their rival crew, The Felt, and their absurd antics. The crew had been split up so that each of them could cover more ground in a shorter time but, as Spades Slick got a chandelier dropped on his head by a mysterious grey girl with ram horns, he realized that imitating Scooby-Doo might not always be a good idea. Now, multiple days in the future, Slick sits in a starkly decorated room with no memory of how he got there or how his head got bandaged up, and no way of knowing if his crew is coming to save him. To make matters worse, every few hours, that mysterious girl with the ram horns—The Handmaid—will come into the room seemingly out of boredom and either mess with him or try to communicate with him. Unfortunately, she doesn't speak English, and Slick doesn't speak crazy. On any other day, Slick would have just sliced her face up with his favorite blade and ran away, but he is handcuffed to the radiator and, to his horror, The Handmaid has all of his blades. All of them. He is now her captive audience.

Your character is a troll living on Earth C (age, gender, personality, and blood color are all up to you) who was adopted as a teen and raised by Jake and Dirk after Kanaya insisted that they need something to keep themselves distracted for their own good. Being two humans, Dirk and Jake don't give this troll any knowledge of Alternia or troll history and culture. When Sollux—somewhat of an uncle—decides to come over and gawk at just how terrible his dumb human friends are at parenting, he discovers the worst. The two of them haven't just raised a clueless troll; they've raised cullbait. Sollux asks if he can hang out with this adopted troll for a few days so that they can find out what troll life was actually like. Instead of giving them lessons and guiding them through history like a normal person would, Sollux instead shows the cullbait off to his friends, laughs at their incompetence, and then lets them play video games and eat microwaved pizza rolls in his shitty apartment, as is his nature. It is admittedly better than having two parents who are too distracted by each others' asses to pay any attention to their adopted child, but not by much. This will be a long week.

they/them aro/ace fully literate roleplayer with a big personality and a huge cock. I usually do novella-length roleplay, but I will do short, casual stuff if you ask (which can involve my huge cock upon request). I almost exclusively use homestuck characters, but I rarely put them in their own universe; crossovers are more fun. the vast majority of my paintings are lesbian/queer with at least one trans or non-binary character involved. if you want to girls fucking, we can do that. two trans girls fucking is better. I'll never turn down a good two trans men fucking. feel free to ask about any other pairings, though, because I'm open to anything. my preference for plots is towards grim or unhealthy stuff, but I also love a good comedy/dark comedy every once. spooky horror elements are some of my favorite things, as well as violence and gore, betrayal and manipulation, and every so often some unwilling magical transformation can also hit the spot. but please ask questions if you're in doubt, because I will do other things if I find them interesting enough also, here's my tublr! https://www.tumblr.com/blog/honking24-7 I'm a very dignified artiste as well

they/them I'm just here to look for long-term detailed rp partners. my preference is towards non-sexual plots for that I also do smut, of course, but it has to be crazy bonkers off-the-walls smut for me to have any interest in it, and there has to be a plot as well (plot should also be crazy and bonkers). if you do wish to do smut, you will have to listen to my insane out-of-character ramblings. that's the price you have to pay for sloppy clown hole (NOTE: this is a warning, my ramblings are not for the faint of heart) if you have taken the time to read my preferences before contacting me, make sure you include a funny line or reference in your first message. bonus points if I get the reference.