Old Slick must have taken a wrong turn

(Takes place during Intermission One, as the Midnight Crew is infiltrating The Felt's hideout)

It was a dark night at the Manor of Lord English, as it always was. The sky was never not black due to the lack of an atmosphere. But Slick and his crew weren't bothered by the dark. They were bothered by their rival crew, The Felt, and their absurd antics. The crew had been split up so that each of them could cover more ground in a shorter time but, as Spades Slick got a chandelier dropped on his head by a mysterious grey girl with ram horns, he realized that imitating Scooby-Doo might not always be a good idea. Now, multiple days in the future, Slick sits in a starkly decorated room with no memory of how he got there or how his head got bandaged up, and no way of knowing if his crew is coming to save him. To make matters worse, every few hours, that mysterious girl with the ram horns—The Handmaid—will come into the room seemingly out of boredom and either mess with him or try to communicate with him. Unfortunately, she doesn't speak English, and Slick doesn't speak crazy. On any other day, Slick would have just sliced her face up with his favorite blade and ran away, but he is handcuffed to the radiator and, to his horror, The Handmaid has all of his blades. All of them. He is now her captive audience.