Jason ♡

Pegging

The moose looks at you...and charges at you at full speed! You're just about to be hit when...! It just stops, loses interest and walks out of the room. You may try to follow it, but it is now too late. It gone. Forever. You will never see the moose again and you'll always feel grief over not seeing that moose again. I wish for just 5 seconds a day, the whole world is happy. For those 5 second, people, no matter how bleak their situations are, will experience temporary relief and bliss. This, of course will occur at a random time but usually occurs during 9-5 work hours.

Lewd pose

Banana nut

Handsome (Two Less than a threesome)

Sleeping Goat

Sexy Scoller

Single Grandma

Lubbed Shaft

Uptight Asshole

Fuzzy Lumpkins

Seductive dance

Penetration

It never works properly. If you try to kill someone, It will go handle first and only make the enemy stronger. If you try and arm your allies....well...it looks them... The ability to anonomously give everyone in a 10 mile radius an extreme orgasm.

Granted, but in exchange, you feel the dysphoria until it's made right. The ability to make others happy and at stronger levels of happiness when I'm closer. ( decent mood to pure euphoria)