IsabellaRose

Granted, but every fish you put in it dies I wish my house guests didn't miss their flight!

I'd hate to hear him say (in a perfect emulation of Luigi's voice) right after he climaxes, "I'm-a Luigi! Number ONE!" although to be fair, I'd probably laugh my ass off.

sex doll

I was a jerk to a guy hitting on my cousin and I'm rather proud of myself. I took my poor quiet cousin out for drinks last night and this guy was just relentlessly hitting on her. She was polite and kind in her dismissal, but he wasn't getting it. I asked him nicely to please leave her alone and he made a rude comment, so I went off on him. I let out a lot of pent up frustration and anger on him and he looked like he wanted to hit me. He got all red in the face and his eyes were huge, but then the other people there started clapping and laughing and the bartender asked him to leave. He yelled a few more rude things as he was led outside, but I just gave him a casual one finger salute as he was escorted outside. I got a cute little, "my hero," from my cousin. She acted like she'd never seen anyone stand up for their friends before. When was the last time you did something naughty?

ebony princess

I'm just guessing here, and I'd obviously alter it if he wished, but I'd probably dress up as @DozleZabie2 's favorite game or anime character and let him do whatever cosplay sex naughtiness came into his mind. ...and don't forget the rules:

short stack

I'm breaking up with you because... you haven't been around in two years. I can't believe it took me this long to call it off!

fox tail

Granted, but now you're only awake 2-3 hours a day. I wish I was back in high school but knew what I know now.

Fairy Princess

daddy's home

Daddys' punishment

long cock

"Dude, here's a breath mint. Damn."

quick fingers

rough customer

Granted, but all you can do is make it rain in the exact place you are, ALL THE TIME. I wish I could fly

new slave

lost love

her story

true confessions

Why do they

first blood

You have to eat one and all we have to eat is rotten watermelon or friend chicken that's been stored in Oprah's butt... which do you want? I think that's the wrong hole.