IsabellaRose

Guilty. To me it's all about writing a character, not representing myself, so I am comfortable taking on almost any role. The next person just doesn't get why everyone loves pasta so much.

It's not night yet, but yes I have, and I plan to again before the night is over, so... guilty. The next person is celebrating Mother's Day today :)

sexy llamas

edible panties

Guilty. I like that minty toothpaste flavor. But I also think they should broaden the spectrum of toothpaste flavors. Why do they all have to be minty or taste like baking soda? Why not bacon flavored toothpaste, or steak flavored, or appletini flavored toothpaste? C'mon, Crest... work with me here. The next person has eaten edible underwear.

black comedy

painted ladies

Mostly guilty. I was doing really well, now things are tight, but I think I'm mostly good. I'm not losing the house or the car yet, so that's a plus in my book. The next person wants to live on an island away from most aspects of society.

sexy time

Guilty. Insects and arachnids. I try to play it cool, but anything with more than 4 legs creeps me the fuck out. The next person has a really big tv.

Guilty, but actually stuck around to wait for the person. I watched a truck back into the side of a parked car, start to drive away, then the driver saw me, got out, and left a note under the wiper. I took pics including shots of the driver and license plate as he drove out of the parking lot. The look on his face made me think I should check his note, so I did, and it was blank. He must have pretended to write a note because he saw me and wanted the witness to just assume he did the right thing, I guess? So I waited for the owner, told them what I saw, sent them pics, and gave them my info as a witness. The next person just leaves their shopping cart anywhere in the parking lot like a fucking savage.

Stranger, guilty. For money, not guilty. It seems like more and more of my answers come from my less proud days. The next person has been homeless.

Not guilty. I guess I'm just not into sports enough to watch sports documentaries. The next person hates all these damned reality shows.

Not guilty. I don't think they'd have ever accepted me even at my best. The next person was or is in a band.

Not guilty, but I have unknowingly consumed spiked punch. Wowza. When you can't taste it and don't know it's there, it can really creep up on you. The next person was among the last picked when they picked people for sports teams in school.

fuck, because I'm sure we'd both enjoy it

blossoming wildflowers

Guilty. The next person has licked something most people might not lick.

Guilty. It was a proud moment at the time, but in hindsight, I'm not really proud of who I was back then. The next person has worn a collar and leash, or held the leash of someone wearing a collar.

Not guilty. They can't catch me! Or I just follow all the rules. Don't I strike you as I person who follows all the rules? The next person has masturbated in public.

fuck, not even remotely by accident

Not guilty. I'm pretty sure that even a half gallon would make me look like someone's inflation fantasy. The next person pleasured themselves today.

fuck... all night long.

foreign language

Guilty...ish? It's whatever one someone just poured my next drink into. The next person needs a hug.