IsabellaRose

Guilty. Three, actually. It's been a stressful day and I find it relieves stress. The next person has watched someone else have a wank.

Not guilty. I love TAKING pictures. I just hate looking at the sh!tty results compared to my mother and brother who both have an eye for it. So I look at my crappy snapshots while they take photographs and wish I were as good at capturing what I see as they are. The next person has tried to acquire a particular skill but just can't quite get it.

Hello, everyone. It's me, Izzy. You might have seen me around other places on ED. I only recently got into anthropomorphic animals via some crazy worldbuilding that took turns I hadn't expected. I've been developing an entire world of sentient animals, anthropomorphic animals, and human/animal hybrids and... well, it turns out it might be a new interest for me. So here I am, hoping some furry loving fellow ED peeps will help me learn more or maybe just chat about the topic in general. I feel like I haven't been into this long enough to say I have a fursona, but I'm currently writing about a bunnygirl who is probably my fursona based on everything I've read.

Not guilty. My main group is almost 10 years strong now, my first all female RPG group! But I've been playing in various local groups pretty consistently since middle school, and no, I'm not going to admit how many years it's been! The next person finds certain topics easier to rp online rather than in person.

@WritesNaughtyStories But what about the next poster?!

I'm going to avoid answering for a moment to tell a story that made me laugh about improvised lubrication. Years ago my sister and I were thumbing through a magazine (yes, an actual magazine, so you can guess how ridiculously old we both are) and there was a little tear-out postcard that you could fill out to get a free sample of KY Jelly. Of course we wanted a free sample of KY Jelly, so she filled out the card, and then she started giggling, then laughing, then her eyes were watering she was laughing so hard, and I'll be honest, I had no idea what could possibly be so amusing about her name and address on a post card, so I looked. The card had the usual stuff - name, address, probably some checkbox about something. But there was a question "what lubricant are you currently using?" and on the little pink line my sister wrote "gravel and thumbtacks" and we couldn't stop laughing imagining some poor office drone's day when they read that. Now, my answer. Guilty. I have used an improvised lube. It was not gravel and thumbtacks. The next person thinks I should stop telling silly stories and "just answer the question, Claire!" (bonus points if you know what movie that quote is from)

Semi-guilty? Some of them, yes. A lot of them, not yet... but I'm working on it! Izzy, the eternal "work in progress"! The next person needs someone to give them a swift kick in the ass to get going on something they should already be going on.

I have definitely considered the really old ones, especially the ones from before anyone was really participating. For spring you could do thematic spring concepts like new beginnings, renewal, rebirth. You could use tasks people perform in spring like spring cleaning, planting/gardening, trail maintenance... that might give you ideas. There are things going on like Spring break, Easter, Mother's Day, Hanami... I'm sure there are others. People talk about Spring Fever (I don't get it, but hey, get fevered, I guess) I feel like anything that's past is past and I should be looking forward, but if people are game we can do an Easter-themed challenge. I just want to make sure it's something people will want to write about!

Okay... so. New challenge. Ideas? Anyone? ...anyone? ...Bueller? ...Bueller?

Not guilty. I'm terrified of hearing the kind of critique of my work that I'll need to make it good enough to publish. I know I've improved with time and practice, but my fragile lil ego will probably keep me from ever being legitimately published. The next person lets their brain issues get in the way of their dreams :(

Not guilty. I've read... hundreds, well over a thousand, probably. I'm a huge book nerd. The next person has their own personal library, no matter how small.

Past tense have done so, guilty. Present tense still does... not guilty. The next person has a favorite author (or several).

police state

Wonder Woman

Good lord. Guilty. It's a combo, and you're going to laugh at me. Combine two of a) gasoline, b) leather, and/or c) beer and I'm weirdly aroused. (I know you have a joke brewing after reading that... something about my fantasy man being a drunk mechanic is assless chaps or how horny I get just walking into a NASCAR pit... sigh. Go ahead. Have fun.) The next person has a favorite go-to restaurant for take out food.

Kill because nobody would expect it.

Which crack are you talking about?

pegging

good boy

Sheesh. Nobody wants to answer that one, huh? Guilty. It was a dumb idea that was supposed to be fun/funny and quickly got out of hand. The next person wants to try wearing a remote vibe in public and letting someone else hold the control.

Not guilty. But I am left-handed. The next person does not wear hats.

Guilty in a few different contexts. ;) The next person doesn't believe in true love.

Guilty. The next person has paid for companionship.

Guilty. Both. Although I haven't used the roller skates in a LONG time. The next person watches bad movies on purpose, just to laugh at them.

Surprisingly (considering my hangup with collecting things) not guilty. My brother, on the other hand... cards from the 70s right through now. He could probably open a card shop just using his personal collection. He has all those old Star Wars cards, Pokemon, Magic... I don't even know what else. SO MANY CARDS. The next person collected (or collects) comics at some point.